Too Short Gives Disgusting Fatherly Advice About Girls to Middle School Boys

February 10th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Too Short never claimed to be a role model and I’m not sure why XXL is making him out to be one, but for some reason the magazine has given him a platform for “fatherly advice” and in his third lesson on the birds and the bees, he’s giving middle school boys some disturbing tricks on mind manipulation to “turn little girls out” and essentially take advantage of them sexually. Here’s what he said:

“When you get to late middle school, early high school and you start feeling a certain way about the girls… I’m gonna tell you a couple tricks. This is what you do, man. A lot of the boys are going to be running around trying to get kisses from the girls, we’re going way past that. I’m taking you to the hole.

There’s a general area down there, a little spot that girls have that feels really good to them. Don’t kiss them down there yet, that’s later in life. But this is what you do. You push her up against the wall or pull her up against you while you lean on the wall and you take your finger and put a little spit on it and you stick your finger in her underwear and you rub it on there and watch what happens. It’s like magic. You gotta find her spot, they all have a different one, but it’s somewhere in there. Just go for it. When you feel like it becomes a little more moist that’s when you know you’re doing it right.”

I personally think his advice is pretty irresponsible, yet somewhat expected from a raunchy rapper such as himself, but XXL really shouldn’t promote this type of foolishness for young boys, particularly when he’s leaning heavily toward aggressive sexual behavior played out against pre-teen girls.

Check out the clip and see what you think. Should XXL take this down?

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • Natasha

    Besides sounding like a rape bound to happen, this just sounds like the words of some sugary old pedo who gives sick advise to unsuspected children who don’t even know the terms for body parts yet. Someone should investigate this sick f***k.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sgatebrooks Stephen Brooks

    But every macogenistic lyric in “rap” today- and for a long time now- has been misogynistic and homophobic, and the black journalistic and so-called civil rights community sems every to

  • http://www.facebook.com/marble.caking.35 Marble Caking

    TNB

  • Nor Cal Narive

    All you people need to calm down. Yes, Too $hort made some comments that he probably shouldn’t have. But Todd Shaw and his CHARACTER Too $hort are two different people. When XXL interviewed him, he was in character. That’s the kind of answer they where looking for. Calling him a pedophille is like calling Stephen King a murderer. Give the man a break and move on. Life is… Too $hort

  • Keisha Samoht

    I know im a year late but what the f%&#? Is he stupid? This fool had to make a song about… Wow….

  • Lisa

    What gets me are the parents who allow their children to listen to the rap songs that are out there. This is a prime example of the garbage spewed out of the mouths of rappers and then you have gangsters becoming rappers with lyrics on how to take someone down or brag about their past crimes. Rap has no place in the music world and should not be respected.

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