7 Things That Should Never Happen In The Bedroom

February 7th, 2012 - By Julia Austin

"Black couple in a fight in bed"

It’s said that men think with their…well, you know. And that is particularly true in the bedroom when things are getting hot and heavy. But just because a man’s animal instincts may kick in, that is no excuse for manners to go out the window. Don’t ever let a man get away with these things (i.e. if he does them, get dressed and walk out):

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  • amy

    what never happened in our bed room is in our 45 years my husband hasn’t slept or had sex with me. He has ignored me from our wedding night. I ended up to old now to even care about sex. I wanted to experience it so bad years ago.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DDGUCLDZ4S5ER2OQJEQI7RVYYE Winny

     I always get that vagina worked up, hot and ready, and at the same time she gets me hot and ready….I f*cK that P*$$y the right way, and we both always finish at the same time. Now, that’s called a perfect race. LoL.

  • Loyal Northern Democrat

    Give her anal and then have her do oral.  When she is finished, make her pay the $20.00 usual fee or walk home.

  • Respect

    An 8 page list of requirements for men from women.  How many “lists” must men endure with women? 

    To men:  If it’s this much hassle to have sex with a woman, it’s too much hassle.  Move on, and find a woman that does not have a chip on her shoulder and is comfortable in the bedroom.  Because women with lists like this are women who get left alone, real quick.

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  • Hibernia86

    He gets to decide who he talks about his life with. It might be more considerate to ask your partner if she is okay with you telling someone else that you slept with her, but ultimately it is your decision who to tell.

    Besides that, it just should be said that these rules go for women as well.

  • Pj

    While I think all of these are good ideas, I don’t believe they should be limited to just men.  I’m a man and have experienced some of these and other “ugly” traits from women…there are things that men should not put up with from women in the bedroom as well!  But, the first thing is put a “LOT” more time and consideration as to who you jump in bed with any way.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FPOS27TGXSYBUHKEXXE6CCOD7M Thomas

    Hmm – are black people the only ones having sex these days?

  • Megin2333

    um wow didn’t even know men like this article exist or did those things.Sound like jerks to me if a woman is smart it won’t even get past the first date to know a guy is a jerk in bed.

  • Good mama

    This kinda happened to us recently.  Our daughter was having a sleepover at a friends house.  She’s 8 and has only had a few sleepovers.  In the middle some great adult time (in progress if you get my drift), my phone, which unfortunately was by the bed, went off and it was her, calling from her friends.  Out of concern we answered and the sweet little thing was just calling to say good night……..well, it would have been a lot “gooder” if she hadn’t called…….but that’s OK,   It was actually good for a laugh afterwards but sure spoiled the mood.

  • Eddie

    If a woman doesn’t do what you tell her to, in or out of bed, then dump her!

  • Fladabosco

    Maybe I’m old fashioned but this seems like an article for women who date real jerks. Can’t look a woman in the eye after having SEX with her? What is that? Do you have sex with people who aren’t at least your friends?  Tug of war? ‘If I didn’t ask her then she didn’t say no.” What kind of person is that and why would you ever let them in your bedroom?

    The real advice in this article should be to look to have sex with decent people, not aholes.

  • mike

    This is by far the dumbest list of man hating bullS### i’ve ever seen

    • mike

       i mean some of it makes sense but who cares if a dude wants to make eye contact and if it your desire to clean up the mess then that’s your choice, lastly while maybe rude to take a call and talk about what your doing with the dame next to you if a guy chooses to kiss and tell that’s his prerogative if you can’t take the shame of what you’ve done close your legs

    • Veritas

      You my dear sir, are an a**hole. And the reason why these “man hating” articles are written… “If you can’t handle the shame of what you’ve done”… so when women have sex, its something they should be ashamed of, while the men go and brag to their buddies about their conquests? Again, you’re a complete fool & the reason why so many women don’t trust/respect men. 

  • relentlesslycaring

    Internet or no internet, I can’t believe the language, insinuations and graphic statements which are brought here. This is such a low class affair, that most of you, I’m sorry… you just don’t know better.
    I don’t think you mean to shock I, I believe you are missing the “essentials” of taste. This is what you learned in the streets I bet and your parents, if you even know them, never taught you manners.
    Then you watch any TV or a Movie and they can’t show a nipple on prime time. We are so a** backwards here in the US..

  • Mark

    If a woman wants to avoid all these problems, maybe she should avoid having sex with anyone until she gets married, or at least until she knows the guy well enough to know he’s not a jerk. Just a thought. 

    • Sharon

      Ha! Some guys end up being jerks during marriage. Marriage is not a fail safe against jerks or inconsiderate things being done during sex, especially if you wait until marriage to have sex.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AHQSRR5PEKN63SHB7NXNXEAQA Señor Loco

    Typical feminist dribble. No wonder men are so ball-less these days.

  • Cdunn0405

    Condoms suck. To suggest that a woman should just walk out if a guy complains about it is selfish. You girls have never put one on!

    • Sharon

      If only all women in the world were so considerate of your needs? Forget about STDs or pregnancy. As long as it feels good for you in the end.

    • Veritas

      Selfish? If men had to deal with the risk of pregnancy or the increased risk of stds (yes women are more likely to get them than men are) then every man would be DEMANDING their partners use condoms.. you certainly wouldn’t be whining about how selfish women would be for not wanting to use them..

  • Guest 3.27

    This article is a bit off.  Some of these fall into the realm of common sense, and some others are good ideas, even.  But when collected all together into one article, it sounds a lot like that ridiculous facebook meme on black women and sex.  The only black woman I allow to dress me down in this fashion is my mother, and I do my best to keep her out of my bedroom.  The article would have worked better if the ideas were explored as individual articles, not lumped together as marching orders.