Be Very Afraid: First Date Red Flags

Forces sex talk

Listen we all like a little freak talk. I know all of my favorite Adult Videos stars by name, no birthdays, but I can point them out when they’re in action. TMI. But talking about sex to death on the first date? That’s not a good look. I don’t think sex is off the table on the first date (see my piece on getting down on the first night), we’re all mature adults and sometimes topics like sex come up. But I’m talking about the brothers who are kinda creepy with how they keep trying to introduce sex into the conversation. You know, how big they are and can knock you off your feet (side note: big packages move in silence). The type of guy who is overly comfortable with asking you your favorite position, yet the two of you are barely through the appetizer. Get that nut outta here (mind out the gutter), you’re looking for a cuffing season buddy not a sweaty romp in his unkempt apartment later that night.