Now we all know I’m a fan of the good time girls; I call them the ‘jazzy one’ while you call them jump offs. It’s a little more than semantics because our definitions are different but let’s just say I have love for the sexually liberated and you don’t. But what I can’t stand are the delusional women — who they make me sick. Their main purpose in life is to find themselves in some ‘serious relationship’ so they concoct these love affairs in their feeble minds and when they don’t work out (because it never started) they bash men to all hell and say there are no good ones left. Some men are to blame as well because they prey on the delusional ones like coward hunters attack wounded deer; she’s an easy kill. The plus of dating the delusional one is that you don’t have to do much because they create the whole thing in their heads for you.
Here, I’ve laid out some tell-tale signs that you might be one of those delusional chicks. Let’s dig in shall we?
You’re delusional if:
He only calls you after all other plans fall through and you drop what you’re doing to come be his sex slave. There’s nothing wrong with being a sex slave, Lord knows we all need someone sexually who knows how to take good orders. (Tmi) But if you’re mainly a booty call and you start conjuring up that you guys might become something more when most of your nights are spent under his covers getting twisted out, you my sister are delusional. You’re his jazzy one, nothing more nothing less and if you’re ok with no strings attached then we’re cool. But if you’re upset that it’s going nowhere please be upset with yourself for giving the punani away to someone who only makes time for you during sex hours.
You’re delusional if:
You only hear from him sparingly. When you call him or live profile chat him he doesn’t respond. But when he wants that chocha or a good time girl to hang out with you get a phone call/ tweet/ text message and email. Prompting you to fall right back into his lap. You give him some, hang out late and boo love in the club and in your mind you say “where is this going, he could be the one”. You my sweet sister numsy are delusional. That man don’t want you, he never envisions the two of you together and you’re only wasting your time thinking anything more than hard package and bubble gum will come out of this.
You’re delusional if:
You think because you’ve met his friends and family the two of you have something. Let me ask you a question, when you met his family, did he introduce you as anything other than a friend? Did he make sure to introduce you to everyone or were you kind of just like everyone else at the happy hour, just happy to be there. Well then why are you using this I met his family and or friends rationale to explain why the two of you might have something. You don’t, what you have is a friendship with benefits, nothing more nothing less.
You’re delusional if:
You think because he doesn’t talk about seeing other people that he’s not seeing other people. Just because your delusional self chose to cut off your other options, some of whom could have been potential suitors, doesn’t mean he shares the same stupidity. Did he tell you that he wants to date exclusively, no; so then why would you imagine that the two of you are exclusive. I know why. You’re delusional.
Don’t confuse my disdain for the delusional woman with me defending the men who create illusions of grandeur for women and tell them exactly what they want to hear to get in the bed with them. No, those men are horrible excuses for human beings and karma will deal with them accordingly. I’m talking about the women who create the illusions for themselves with no real rationale as to why. Have a seat Ms. Delusional until you can logically have interactions with the opposite sex you’re on a time-out.
What do you think about delusional woman? Do we blame them or the men who deal with them?
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