Funny Relationship Milestones Of Happy Couples
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Throwing out tampons with no shame
You stop wrapping them in an entire roll of toilet paper and shoving them into the bottom of his trash. They’re getting one flimsy piece of TP, and they’re sitting right on top.
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Admitting you feel fat
Admitting that you’re being difficult about what you eat tonight because you feel fat. You’re not pretending that gluten gives you stomach problems anymore. You’re admitting that pizza will destroy your feelings of sexiness tonight.
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Keeping a cell phone charger at his place
You can finally admit that you spend more hours at his place than your phone battery can stay charged. Lugging your one and only charger back and forth runs the risk of forgetting it there, so you just buy a duplicate for his place.
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Admitting you’re having stomach problems
“Can you clear the apartment and tell me where your magazines are? Thanks.”
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Being at his place without him
That first time it just makes sense for you to camp out at his place an hour before he gets there because you were already in the neighborhood, and going home just to come back made no sense.
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Asking for a ride to the airport
Not really asking so much as presuming he’ll be taking you since you have sex on the regular now.
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That first night you don’t have sex
The first night you don’t have sex—not because somebody passes out drunk before you get the chance or because you on your period but just because.
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Farting in front of him
You don’t exactly push the fart out, but you don’t hold it in anymore. You believe he loves you enough to get past it.
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Cracking a joke with his mom
When you’re no longer polite and walking on eggshells around his parents but instead, teasing them and even arguing with them a little.
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Not talking for an hour
That first time you realize you’ve been in the same room for an hour, nobody has spoken, and it feels okay.
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Adding his mom on Facebook
When you and his mom know more about each other than your boyfriend knows about either of you because Facebook.
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Scheduling sex
That first time you’re too rushed or too tired to have sex and so you announce another time you will have sex instead.
