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I’ve thought long and hard about how I was going to introduce this topic; and the only thing that keeps coming to mind is:

I’m tryna kick it toniiiiight, so baby tell me what that thaaaang [tastes] like.”

That’s a little shout out for the former fans of BET’s “Uncut.”

So, this post is for all of our sexually liberated and open readers who wouldn’t mind keeping it real for a moment.

We stumbled across a couple of fascinating articles on Thought Catalog that asked their heterosexual male readers what their girlfriend’s vagina tastes like and their heterosexual female readers what their boyfriend’s penis tastes like.

We thought the story was particularly interesting because our staff remembers the days, back in the ’90’s when Black women swore up and down that they just didn’t do oral sex. And now that Black women are no longer denying the truth, we were wondering if y’all would be willing to share.


Be descriptive. Smell, texture etc. You can tell us about the skin, the juices, the hair… anything you like.  It’s your world.

Fellas, we’re not leaving you out, we’d love to hear what you have to say as well. We know every woman is different but educate us.

Why are we asking for this?

We’re nosey.

But more seriously, we love to hear from you all, there is a lack of sexual openness among the Black community and this information can be quite valuable.

One of our staff members says that she was scared to give head for the longest time because she had a girlfriend who told her that her boyfriend’s penis tasted like rotten broccoli and his cum like sour Skittles.


She was grateful that when she finally found the courage to do it herself, with a CLEAN man, it was nothing like that.

So, if you too would like to share and dispel a couple of myths, you can do so in one of several ways:

– Right here in the comment section. (Your Disqus name will be used in the story about this topic later.)

– On Facebook underneath this post. (Your FB name will be used.)

– Anonymously through Facebook messenger

– Anonymously, through our email. (The subject of the e-mail should be “What That Thang Taste Like)

Again, we’ll hide your identity so nobody has to know. #RonaldIsley

We look forward to reading your responses. 🙂

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