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Ever wonder what it’s like to sleep with your favorite celebrity? These “super fans” (that’s what we’ll call them for now) have got you covered. These stories are brought straight to you by the ladies from this intriguing Reddit thread (aka, excuse the grammar).
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Lil’ Wayne
“One of my ex girlfriends roommates slept with Lil Wayne back in college after a show in D.C. When he had finished, he threw a hundred-dollar bill at her and kicked her off the tour bus.”
Ouch…
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The Wu-Tang Clan…Or Not
“I went to see Wu-Tang clan at the Show box in Seattle around 2010 with some friends and one of them, let’s call her Stacy, disappeared toward the end of the show. We were hesitant to leave without her but she texted saying she was hooking up with someone in Wu-Tang and she’d talk to us tomorrow.
The next day she called and said she got ‘di–ed down’, but then asked me what the white guy in Wu-Tang’s name was… I got a good laugh off of that one.”
John Mayer
“A girl I knew in college ‘slept’ with John Mayer after the Concert for Virginia Tech. I say ‘slept’ because he had her lie on the bed, then he ja–ed off on her. Then he just left.”
Ice Cube
“I have a female friend who slept with Ice Cube. All she said is that he was fat and was breathing heavily the whole time. He offered her backstage tickets to his show the next night but she went to eat with some friends instead.”
Alrighty then…
Justin Bieber
“Summer of 2013 my friends and I met Justin Bieber at Muzik Nightclub in Toronto. One of my friends ended up leaving with Justin and his boys to go back to The Hazelton (hotel). She ended up sleeping with Justin and multiple boys from his crew.
There were like 5 girls there and they made them all sign contracts and took away their cellphones. He referred to himself as JB and made everyone sit around and listen to him sing for like an hour while he continuously smoked a s–t ton of weed. Too funny.”
Joan Jett
“I have a Joan Jett Story. Guy I knew was dating this new, hot chick. He was super into her and she was a Joan Jett fan. He asked for backstage passes and tickets to her show from my boss (I used to work at a music venue) so he could impress her.
They go to the show, have a blast, go backstage and Joan Jett steals his girl right in front of him. She just took her home and that was the end of that relationship. Apparently the girl and Joan dated for a bit after that. Talk about worst date ever.”
Joan Jett, aka, Ms. Steal Your Girl.
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Will.i.Am
“Friend of mine slept with Will.I.Am from The Blackeyed Peas. She wouldn’t shut up about it for months. I was reading a rolling stone interview with the group and the interviewer asked something like ‘I heard you were at the Sundance Film Festival this year, what did you guys do while you were there?’
The response was comical: ‘Bought several boxes of condoms and used every single one.’ We stopped hearing about her trophy sex after that.
To all those with the assumptions that will is gay… this was back in 2002. so, maybe times have changed?”
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Jason Derulo
“A girl around my town had sex with Jason Derulo. Her boyfriend was an up and coming sports star in my town and she boinked him after one of his shows in this really sad nightclub. It got out and they broke up. Now every time he plays, the opposing team sings ‘Jassoooon Derulo'”
Ice cold.
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LMFAO
“A girl in my city fu–ed LMFAO — yes both of them — LMFAO are uncle and nephew. She said she woke up with a free t-shirt and they had paid for her breakfast.
The reason I and generally everyone in high school at the time found out was she posted a selfie, in bed with them, directly to her Facebook and used it as her profile picture the night of their concert in town.”
Soooo many people say it happened to them too.
Nick Carter
“One of my mates sister’s slept with Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys a couple times. Apparently he’s an alright dude (ie. didn’t just smash her and that’s it. He kept in contact with her etc.). No idea how large his di– is, or whether he’s decent in the sack… Sorry.”
But not everyone’s Nick Carter stories end so well:
“Someone I used to work with slept with him too! He called her the morning after (at work) to make sure she got home okay. However…she went to the next town they were touring to, to meet him, and he blew her off.”
Flavor Flav
“I fu–ed Flavor Flav in a seedy toilet room out the back of the ANU Refectory Bar in 1998. I’m not proud. I try not to tell people.”
Well, that was honest.
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Usher
“Back in like middle school (so 2003-4ish) my friend’s mom slept with Usher. I guess he was genuinely a nice dude, bought her champagne, dinner; he even paid for her cab ride home. We were kids so obviously she didn’t say how the sex was, but it made me think he wasn’t a total jerk at least.”
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Travie McCoy
“My friend slept with the lead singer from gym class heroes back around 2006ish. Every time they’d come through the area, she would have tickets waiting for her at will call. We called her the Snicker Licker. He apparently liked her blow jobs.”
