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There seems to be a lot of confusion out there about who is and who isn’t a side chick in Hollywood these days. And it can be tough to get clear on the facts when you’re living in the limelight. But when these things happen in your relationship, they could be signs that you might be a side chick.
Image Source: WENN.comYou’re Not Sure About the Timeline
Amber Rose says that she and Reggie Bush “were eachother’s rebounds.” But several sources have said that Amber and Reggie’s relationship overlapped with Reggie Bush’s and Kim Kardashian’s. Whether Reggie fudged the details or these two acted too soon, this case of too-close-for-comfort got Amber Rose labeled as The Other Woman.
Karma Comes Home To Roost
Love and Hip Hop New York star Kimbella was very publicly not sorry for dating rapper Fabolous when she knew he was taken. So when Lyssa Honey publicly embarrassed Kimbella by revealing that she slept with Kimbella’s boyfriend Julez Santana, even Kimbella’s home team fans had trouble feeling sorry for the reality star.
You Only Have His Word For It
Sometimes you really don’t know you’re the other woman. Justin Timberlake told Olivia Munn that he had broken up with Jessica Biel when they had their torrid three-day affair back in 2011. But then Olivia found out Justin was lying and publicly cut him off.
His Ex Wife Hates You
Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys say that they didn’t start their relationship until after Mashonda and Swizz Beats were divorced. But Mashonda’s gotten so angry over Swizz and Alicia’s relationship that Keys fans are having trouble believing that she’s 100% innocent.
You’re Always Saying “We’re Just Friends”
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have thought they were just friends, but sometimes you’re too close to a situation to see the truth. Unfortunately for Amber Rose, she was far enough from the situation to see that Kanye was falling for someone else.
There’s Photographic Evidence
If one of you is sending sexy selfies to the other, your “just friends” status is seriously in question. At least that’s what Amber Rose thought when she called Kim Kardashian a “homewrecker” after finding those pictures.
Find Yourself Saying It’s Complicated
When Abbie Cornish was caught canoodling with her married co-star Ryan Phillippe, she told W Magazine that “it was a difficult time for me.” But while claiming “extenuating circumstances” may have helped Abbie win her fan’s understanding, Reese Witherspoon was still salty about the fact that she continued to date her husband for quite some time.
You Don’t Believe In Mistresses
After being the culprit in several extra-marital affairs, Sienna Miller tried to change the side chick game completely by saying that if cheating men get away scott free, so should cheating women: “We say we want to be equal, but men don’t sit around bitching at each other. There’s no sisterhood.” We’re impressed with the Hail Mary pass, but if you have to defend mistresses this hard, then you just might be one.
It’s A Piggy Back Marriage
We’re not saying that we don’t believe in love at first sight. But when Jennifer Lopez’s marriage to Marc Anthony came just one week after his divorce, we sort of understand why a few Jennifer Lopez critics were suspicious about her side-chick status.
You’ve Gotten Hush Money
Rachel Uchitel told the NY Post, “I work in clubs, and I am a businesswoman. I do not have sex with celebrities, and I have not had an affair with Tiger Woods.” And we all believed her story — until it was revealed that she received millions in a confidentiality agreement from Tiger Woods’ legal team.
You’ve Developed A Reputation
When everyone started buzzing about Karrine Steffans ultimate side chick status, she decided to not only own the label but write a book about it.
You’re Redefining The Word “Wife”
Love and Hip Hop Altanta star Joseline Hernandez has declared that the “side chick is the new wife.” But Hernandez haters keep pointing out that sometimes the journey is more important than the destination.
It’s Your Business Model
It can be rough out there in Hollywood. And Jennifer Richardson discovered that a quick way to the limelight was via Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian’s relationship. When she revealed to the tabloids that she was the side chick coming between Khloe and Lamar, she went from relative obscurity to the face of a new beauty line in no time flat.
You’re Next In Line
One of the biggest twists in the infamous Joseline-Stevie-Mimi love triangle was finding out that before Joseline was the side chick to Mimi Faust, Mimi Fasut was a side chick to another woman. But giving Stevie’s habit of cheating his way through his relationship history, we probably should have seen it coming.
You Got Married In Secret
Amina Buddafly’s secret marriage to Peter Gunz — while he was still in his 13-year live-in relationship with the mother of his children — made for a juicy timeline on Love and Hip Hop New York that had us all confused about the definitions of “wife” and “side chick.”