The 15 Most Trifling Breakup Texts Ever Sent
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Breakup texts should be at the top of everyone’s list of zero-class breakup moves to never pull. But these people broke the rules and made it clear why their exes might just be better off.
Not Really The Time For Knock-Knock Jokes
Is he serious? “Heartless” doesn’t begin to cover it.
https://instagram.com/p/sPqg1BP4hw/
They Might Miss The Point
So now you have to play connect the dots and get your heart broken at the same time?
https://instagram.com/p/rZef3oM0kR/
Good Morning
The only thing worst than getting a breakup text is getting one first thing in the morning.
You Could Send It To The Wrong Person
OK, she’s kind of slow on the up take but we’re dying to know what happens next.
https://instagram.com/p/jccB9oFJxS/
Textbook Case
So they’re teaching breakup texts in school now? At least we know where they’re getting the ideas from.
Misunderstandings
Did he really just see a movie? Or did she just fall for one of the oldest tricks in the book?
“Oops”
BF’s BFF? Or or BF’s “friend” who’s been waiting in the wings for him to slip up so he can slip in?
https://instagram.com/p/pnuyFelEXu/
Nice Try
We see folks are still trying to take parenting standards to a new low.
Advice
If you have to ask for advice from a wrong number, it’s probably a bad idea.
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Unacceptable
Do you write him off, tell him off or make him break up with you face to face like a normal human being?
https://instagram.com/p/sYWOY0BkmD/
Priorities
If she’s cheating on you and breaking up with you in a text, the XBox is definitely more important.
A Night At The Movies
We don’t even have anything funny to say. That was cold as ice.
Just Kidding
A little time spent spell checking can save you a lot of relationship grief.
https://instagram.com/p/tx97vnI57N/
Autocorrect
Autocorrect happens to everyone. But talk about adding insult to injury…
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