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“He’s so cute when he…”

Fact: everything he does is 100 times cuter to you than it is to anybody else because you’re sleeping with him. To the rest of us, the fact that he drools when he sleeps or lines up his lotions in alphabetical order is a meaningless detail that makes us want to staple our own ears shut.

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