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He’ll bring home weird things

Sometimes, maybe in a moment of empathy or guilt, he takes it upon himself to bring home things for the home—things he finds at garage sales or on Craigslist. Then we’ll suddenly have some hideous and strange antique that he’s very proud of, and doesn’t go with our place at all. “At least I got something for the house!” he says. Yes. A clock where the face is inside a pig statue’s belly. Wowee.

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