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We interrupt your regularly schedule program to announce that Apryl Jones, of “Love and Hip Hop” fame, is getting the best dick of her life.
As we reported earlier, after months of speculation, Lil Fizz of B2K and Apryl Jones have gone public with their romantic relationship, announcing it on VH1, complete with warnings that they “don’t give a f*ck” about what the world has to say about it.
If you’ve watched Apryl speak in the last few years, you might notice that she can come across just a tad too crunk. As if she’s trying to convince herself of what she’s saying along with everyone else. And the same was true for this most recent declaration.
“Why y’all so mad I’m gettin’ the d*ck that I want? I love him, oh my God. It’s the best d*ck of my life. It really, genuinely, is. I can’t even be mad. I can’t not be happy because the happiness comes from just being happy. Y’all trying to really make me mad, but I don’t know how to be mad. I’m not a mad person! I don’t know how to be mad- I think I just live my life and I just don’t know how to be mad… I have great friends that are my best friends, and it’s just so amazing to be able to have a d*ck to suck on. It’s amazing to be able to f*ckin’ have a clit to be able to lick on. You get to be able to just be grown enough to accept those things, and not be petty.”
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What’s particularly troubling about this incoherent rant are the “friends” in the background laughing and encouraging this overshare rather than taking homegirl’s phone. But alas, here we are.
You can see Ms. Jones in action in the video below.
