You Really Think You’re Doing Something, Huh? 9 Mistakes Men Make in Bed

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November 25, 2012 ‐ By Brooke Dean

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When it comes to sex, it goes without saying that men and women have very different expectations as well as likes and dislikes. None of us are exactly the same when it comes to what turns us on or off, but there are some things that most women agree on when it comes to determining if we allow him back in our bed or not.

Guys, if you’ve managed to have sex with her once, but you now find that she’s MIA after your encounter, chances are you did or said something wrong in the sack and she’s not eager for a repeat. If you get your cues from adult videos or your boys, you might’ve been led astray…and here are 9 things that you might be doing that SOME women hate in bed.

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  • keesha

    I couldn’t read the rest of the comment after “sh**bits”. I was dying laughing!

  • Fresh45

    I would love 2 see a part 2 on this subject explaining what women do wrong. Good sex is a 2 way street. I don’t have a problem with anything said in this article but communication can solve or avoid a lot of these problems.

  • B

    Dear men,
    Foreplay is important: we don’t want to feel like $2 hoes when we aren’t one.

    Please, please, PLEASE take a shower if you want your woman to go down because its sanitary and not all women like the taste of the days urine and sweaty balls, unless they’re $2 hoes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SayyidinaFaith Aisha Shamwell Perkins

    it’s a big deal if he finishes and then rolls his selfish butt over and goes to sleep. It not cool to make a woman feel like Celie and Mister….if you finish early at least help her along too….

    • B

      Yep. Agreed.

  • Jazmine

    It’s funny how if this article was titled “9 Things Women Do Wrong In Bed” they’d be coming for Madame Noire’s neck saying all this site does is put black women down. It’s okay to blast the brothers, but when we try to enlighten the sista’s, it’s called “hate.” SMDH.

    • B

      Where did you get “brothers” from in the title? Stop assuming that its geared towards black men only.

  • CriticXtreme

    All of these acts show when you knock up a fine woman and she has an ugly kid. This also accounts for having boys. The hardest is to have a girl. When this happens and she’s beautiful, you’ve fulfilled properly when she comes out ugly and you name here “the” something (example: LaAmbah , Labria , LaBrion , LaDeairah , LaFonda , Lafonquiqui , Lafuntia , Laketta , Lakeya , Lamandon , Lamontez , Lanaydra , Lanteesha , Laprecia , Laquanda , LaQuarius , LaQueefa , Laquintala , Laravia , Lariyah , Lashawndra , Lashanawonnika , Lasharitiavuana , Lasuri , Latar , Latassia , Lateika , Latiqwenicia , Latrice , Lavarsha , Lavashae , Layrona , Le-a , Leamonar , Lemonjello , Lendittia , Lequan , Lequetta , LeSoria , Lilquisha , Liquasia , Lovaye , Lucreasia

    or have name or after a car or perfume, you did something wrong. Here’s my function –> Sex is a science but love is an art…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/SayyidinaFaith Aisha Shamwell Perkins

      Wha….are you high right now? What does this reply have to do with the article?

    • B

      Um, WHAT?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.f.vorhees Jason Fangz Vorhees

    reading these articles makes a man want to just toss a woman her vibrator and tell her to do it her damn self! lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560819298 Sarita Alexander

      lol!!! when they do all the ish in this article, that’s exactly what we want you to tell us!

  • Drew Smith

    YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING, HUH??? 100 MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE IN LIFE. It’s all in jest, but seriously…

  • Drew Smith

    Sooo, when women drop a “2,” and the automatic toilet flushes, blasting your unmentionables with worse unmentionables, you’re… fresh??? I agree: Dudes do, indeed, need better hygiene, but it ain’t exactly like vaginas are smelling like the newest scent of Summer’s Eve… “Yikes.”

    • SheBe

      LMAO!!!! Okaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!! I think we can all agree that the point is to simply wash yo a$$ before jumping in the bed with anyone.

      • Cinnamon71

        Amen to that!!! Enough said on this topic and hopefully the message got through loud and clear to both parties…Welcome to Hygiene 101!!!

  • supafabs

    LMAO @”make sure you haven’t started a small brush fire down there from all the extended friction.” YES! SMH.

  • FAMURattler85

    Crying. LMAO!!!!!

  • IllyPhilly

    Talking. Was that on the list? I didn’t flip through, but I know that had to be on the list. STFU!

    • SheBe

      It’s on there as it should be. Well, talking too much was on the list.

  • SheBe

    Is it just me or did this read more like “How to Romantically Execute a One Night Stand”?

  • Bey

    Going too deep… i hate when he is on top..

  • DUMBBEACHPLEASE

    MEN WHO CANT PERFORM GET SOLD INTO SLAVERY FOR OTHER RACES UNLESS THEY ARE RICH, THEN THEY CAN STAY. HA HA HA #REJECTS#

    • Drew Smith

      What does this mean? Get your life — stat.

    • Ms. Bee

      lmao. wow. *gets bids ready*

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