Things Men Can Do That Women Can't

It’s 2014 and we’re all created equal…right? Men and women may be on more even footing than ever before, but there are still a few limits on us ladies lives. Quite a few if you really think about it.

Leave Their Drinks Alone

…or accept a drink from a stranger without worrying that someone put something in it.

Eat A Snack In Public

If you’re craving a banana, Popsicle, ice pop or any other phallic food you’re better off saving it until you get home. Otherwise, brace yourself for some unwanted attention and maybe even an acappella rendition of “Lollipop.”

Workout At Night

It’s cooler at night. Plus an evening run fits into your schedule better. But unless running for your life is part of your exercise program, you’d better stick to evening hours at the gym.

Keep Drinking After Your Friends Have Left the Party

Guys stick around the party solo all of the time. But you feel better sticking with the crew for your personal safety.

Meet the Cable Guy Alone

It just feels safer to have a buddy around for when he asks “so, do you live alone?”

Make Eye Contact With Just Anybody

You’ve been thinking about clubbing with sunglasses on to avoid accidentally catching the wrong guy’s — great. Now he’s coming over here.

Wear Whatever He Wants Without Thinking About It

You could wear a “v” that deep. But repeating “I’m up here” all night makes wearing your favorite top seem not worth it at all.

Walk Home By Themselves

You’d rather just pay for a cab if that’s cool. You don’t really feel like being on tomorrow evening’s news.

Send Sexy Pics

He’s trying to put you at ease with a “trade” but that’s just because he knows the internet isn’t dying to see his.

Go to The Bathroom Wherever

And there’s never a long line in front of their bathroom. What’s up with that?

Walk Around That One Mall

Where everyone is more interested in hooking up than doing any actual shopping.

Dance Alone In The Club

…without someone running up behind them without an invitation and grinding away.