In an attempt to be sexy, these folks got the total opposite result and just looked a hot mess when they posted these celebrity selfies.
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Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney straddling the king of the douchebags—Scott Disick. We just don’t want to see them together anymore.
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Paris Hilton
It’s a little hard for anyone to fantasize about someone when they’re posing with a children’s toy.
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Lady Gaga
Per usual with Miss Gaga, we are at a loss for words. But if we could come up with some, they certainly wouldn’t be, “HOT!”
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Zayn Malik
If he was going for that “Aren’t I so pretty when I’m sleeping?” thing, it ended up looking more like, “I got too drunk in the middle of the day” thing.
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Kim Kardashian
Between her massive sunburn around the eyes photo and the photo of her bloody face after an intense facial, Kim makes it too easy for us to pick on her Instagram account. But today, we’ll focus on this—not even those into S&M would find this alluring!
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Kim Kardashian…again
Well, since we mentioned the bloody facial picture, we may as well deliver on it.
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Madonna
This photo is overall okay, but if you look down in the bottom left corner, there is an extremely wrinkly, scraggly finger with a very long fingernail grasping at Madonna’s thigh. Who is that?!
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Miley Cyrus
Miley attempted some sort of cute, cuddly photo with Cheyne Thomas. But she left her zit cream on, and he has his face in her armpit.
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Courtney Stodden
Is that type of wardrobe even allowed in a cemetery?! And if Stodden thinks Fawcett would be proud to be affiliated with her, she is probably wrong.
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Adrianne Curry
The “America’s Next Top Model” winner clearly wants attention, but she’s just creeped us out with the “Paranormal Activity” lighting happening here.
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Lisa Rinna
The “Days of Our Lives” star is trying to show off her aviator sunglasses but inadvertently shows just how out of control she’s gone with lip injections.
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Pauly D
When will Pauly ever learn that it doesn’t matter how good his body is—so long as he has that Sonic the hedgehog haircut, he will look ridiculous.
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Justin Bieber
The Biebs’ pouty face walks a very fine line between “You’re so beautiful, babe” and “I’m so constipated, babe.”
