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packagematization. It is one of the most prevalent issues plaguing women today and it’s at its peak in the waning summer days when a woman realizes that her great new relationship is just a seasonal fling to Mr. Wonderful.  Have no fear! We’re here to help. Here are a few symptoms and cures for mild cases of fiending. (Note: Extreme fiending may require a vow of celibacy.)

Symptom 1: You are blowing up his phone.

Calling “too much” is a pretty subjective thing, but guess what? You don’t decide what’s too much, the person you’re calling does. So even if you think calling every other day and sending three texts a day isn’t too much, if he says (or better yet shows) that he thinks it’s too much then it’s too much, baby girl.  He’s non-verbally telling you that you call/text too often if most of your attempts at communication go completely answered.  You don’t want him to roll his eyes when he sees your name on his phone do you?

Cure:  Change his name in your phone to  “Does He Ever Call You?” That will force you to face facts every single time you’re ready to hit “send.”  If that doesn’t work, utilize the delete function on your phone. You don’t know his number by heart.  If a man wants to be with you, he will make sure you know it. Stop throwing it if he’s not catching.

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