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Your parents worry for nothing

She didn’t tell her parents she was a virgin. They assumed she’d handled that a long time ago, and so they spoke to her as if she were a woman who was having sex. They’d make little comments about not getting pregnant or sleeping with strange men, and she’d just laugh because there was zero risk of that.

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