Last week, we told you about the outrageous petition started by a Brooklyn woman begging Beyoncé and Jay Z to comb their daughter’s hair.
“As a woman who understands the importance of hair care, it’s disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture,” the petition reads. “The parents of Blue Ivy. Sean Carter A.K.A Jay-Z and Beyoncé has failed at numerous attempts of doing Blue Ivy Hair. This matter has escalated to the child developing matted dreads and lint balls. Please let’s get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy hair.”
It didn’t take long for the petition to gain traction and naturally, it received a ton of negative criticism. The creator of that petition has since been identified as a woman by the name of Jasmine Toliver and y’all know the Beygency let her have it. Now, she’s insisting that the petition, which has garnered 5, 186 signatures to date, was just a joke.
“I’m just so over with society!” she exclaimed in a Facebook post. “Obviously the petition was a joke! It just goes to show you how dumb people really are to believe I would really deep down in my heart start a petition to comb her hair and be DEAD SERIOUS! Your suppose to laugh at stuff like that. Shake your head and keep strolling. A discussion with 4 friends and a joke when I said ‘I’m going to start a petition to get this baby hair combed’ turned global!!!
I guess petition sounds important like its judicial. Something that has to be notarized.. Like the courts or police officers has to be involved.! Like its a subpoena! Like if it does get a billion signatures a change will ACTUALLY HAPPEN!!!!! Lol yo it just goes to show people will fall for anything! Especially a petition as stupid as that! Really “COMB HER HAIR” lmao this was genius! I mean I knew I needed to be on somebody television one day because I come up with some crazy topics and jokes but DAMN.
My petition has put the damn world at a stand still. Yes the baby needs her hair done I’ll stick by that.! Tuh! But the petition is obviously a joke and thanks to everyone who had common sense to realize it. Doesn’t mean anything but a laugh among friends and family member when I pointed out that it was a mess. But again I’m done with society it’s so easy to get blood sucked into it and brainwashed. I’m going to CONTINUE TO BE ME! NOTHING WILL CHANGE. My thick skin got me through this hilarious experience! I was raised in a no nonsense household and tell it how it is. That’s exactly what I did.! Thank god for alllll of my friends and family members on FB on and off to agree with me and seen the humor in it. I made it baby!!! Google me b*tches! Lmao!”
Ironically, just days after writing that post, she shared a screenshot from MTO that showed Blue Ivy rocking a ponytail on Father’s Day and took credit for getting Blue’s hair combed.
“I saved her life. She gone thank me when she gets older. As we can see it petitions work! Power to the people!”
We’re not exactly sure why she thought any of this would be funny, but okay.