Moms Be Like: 15 Hilarious Quotes Reminding Us Why We Love Our Mamas

June 9, 2014  |  
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Even when she’s on our last nerve we can’t be mad at her for saying these things.

Not Your Personal Chef

Well can somebody fix me a plate?


So the whoopin you just gave me doesn’t count?

This Fork

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

At 4 p.m.

But I’m not sleepy…

Fast Food

If you gave me some allowance I would…

I’m Not Going To Do My Kids Like This…

Yes you will.

You Need to Get Better At Being Psychic

Her:    “You know that’s not the one I wanted.”
You:   :/

Every Time

Do they teach this move in mom school?


Can’t ever ask for nothin’. You just wait til I’m grown.

Every Mom Ever

Second only to “I’ll beat the black off you.”


“Don’t make me come in here and tell you again.”


You shouldn’t be giving the milk away for free.


Two seconds later: Did you hear me? Answer me!

At the Store

But can I just have this one?

You’re Alright

Just put some butter on it.

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