Moms Be Like: 15 Hilarious Quotes Reminding Us Why We Love Our Mamas
Even when she’s on our last nerve we can’t be mad at her for saying these things.
Not Your Personal Chef
Well can somebody fix me a plate?
So the whoopin you just gave me doesn’t count?
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
At 4 p.m.
But I’m not sleepy…
If you gave me some allowance I would…
I’m Not Going To Do My Kids Like This…
Yes you will.
You Need to Get Better At Being Psychic
Her: “You know that’s not the one I wanted.”
Do they teach this move in mom school?
Can’t ever ask for nothin’. You just wait til I’m grown.
Every Mom Ever
Second only to “I’ll beat the black off you.”
“Don’t make me come in here and tell you again.”
You shouldn’t be giving the milk away for free.
Two seconds later: Did you hear me? Answer me!
At the Store
But can I just have this one?
Just put some butter on it.