Moms Be Like: 15 Hilarious Quotes Reminding Us Why We Love Our Mamas

June 9, 2014  |  
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Even when she’s on our last nerve we can’t be mad at her for saying these things.

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Not Your Personal Chef

Well can somebody fix me a plate?

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So the whoopin you just gave me doesn’t count?

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This Fork

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

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At 4 p.m.

But I’m not sleepy…

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Fast Food

If you gave me some allowance I would…

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I’m Not Going To Do My Kids Like This…

Yes you will.

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You Need to Get Better At Being Psychic

Her:    “You know that’s not the one I wanted.”
You:   :/

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Every Time

Do they teach this move in mom school?

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Can’t ever ask for nothin’. You just wait til I’m grown.

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Every Mom Ever

Second only to “I’ll beat the black off you.”

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“Don’t make me come in here and tell you again.”

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You shouldn’t be giving the milk away for free.

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Two seconds later: Did you hear me? Answer me!

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At the Store

But can I just have this one?

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You’re Alright

Just put some butter on it.

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