The Perks of Being Child-Free: Don’t Take The Following For Granted
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Toya Sharee
Doing anything alone ever again.
You’ve probably heard about moms peeing and breastfeeding at the same damn time but once your kid learns to walk there’s a good chance that any room in your house that you’re in will be exactly where your kid wants to be. My daughter swears my damn shins are her personal playground equipment. If you’re looking for a lifetime companion, don’t get dog or even a husband. Just get a toddler. They will ensure you never have privacy again.
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