Tongue Tied?: 5 Reckless Responses to the Rudeness
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MadameNoire
5. Your child doesn’t look anything like you.
After people have hounded you about getting a man and having a child, when and if you actually do decide to reproduce, they cheapen your contribution to your child’s gene pool with comments like this. If you’re a woman you know you pushed that sucker out through your lady parts but if you’re a man, albeit an insecure one, you might actually start to question your child’s paternity. It’s just out of pocket.
You’d like to say… “My vagina knows he/she’s mine.”
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