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From a very young age my family and I discovered that I had a sharp tongue. When I got in trouble as a child 8 times out of 10 it was for something that I said rather than something I’d done. I can’t tell you the amount of times I had my lips popped or my parents told me to “watch my mouth.”

The trouble was– the rudeness didn’t extend past my family members and close friends. Call it home training or cowardice but when it came to people outside my circle, I had nothing for them. I wouldn’t think of the perfect retort until two hours later. Here are some of those late replies…that you’d probably never even utter.

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