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We already published a peek into what happens when a guy won’t text a woman back, but what about the reverse? Here is the insanity that ensues when she won’t text back.
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It’s whatever
Is she not texting back? It’s fine. I’ll forget I texted her in ten minutes. I’m a guy I’m not supposed to care.
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I haven’t forgotten
Okay real talk: I haven’t forgotten that I texted her. I’m not saying it bothers me I’m just saying, I haven’t forgotten. I’m being ridiculous.
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I feel the urge to clean
I need to do laundry, anyway. She says I don’t clean. I clean. Look at me. Here I go.
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Is that her?!
Nope. It’s just a group text about the upcoming football game. Just a little smack talk among friends. Good. This is a better text than a text from a woman anyway.
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Is THAT her?!
Damnit. I mean um…I’m so glad it’s more football talk. I’m not annoyed that this text thread is going to go off every thirty seconds making me wonder if it’s the woman I want to hear back from.
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Good for her
You know what? Good for her. She has an active social life. She isn’t clingy. I’m glad she isn’t available to message me back right away.
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Is she too social?
Okay okay. Is she a total party girl? Is she always on the scene? I didn’t realize that about her.
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How does Instagram work?
I don’t have one but, maybe it’s time I look into it. Will I look at her profile? I mean…if I’m on it anyways.
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Reading?!
She is staying at home and reading a book with wine? That’s why she isn’t texting me back?
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I’ll just try Facebook
Her laptop is nearby in her Instagram photo. I’ll just message her something like, “Hey not sure if I have your right number but I texted you and….what the hell am I doing I’m not sending her that message.”
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Is that her?!
Nope. More football. And mom. My mom wants to know if I remembered to get my oil changed at Costco while they’re still running their special.
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I’m a nice guy. I don’t deserve this
You know what? Speaking of my mom. I’m a nice guy. I talk to my mom every day. I’m not one of those douchebags who this girl needs to play games with by not texting back if that’s what she’s thinking. I don’t deserve this.
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Let’s get drunk
I’m going to see if my boys want to get drunk. Totally unrelated to wanting to hear back from that girl. But if they don’t all meet me at a bar right now for shots I’m going to tell them they’re losers.
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I’ll message that other girl back
That one girl who has been trying to talk to me for a year—maybe I’ll ask if she wants to get a drink. Okay. Message sent to her. Wait: is that my phone! I hope this other girl doesn’t respond.
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It’s her!
Aaaaw. She just had her phone on silent while she was reading. She’s really sweet. I knew she wasn’t a game player. Never doubted her for a second.
