16 Celebs With the Best Poker Face
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These celebs who never smile have pretty much perfected the art of the ‘stare down’ with their lips set in straight lines and their eyes beaming through the paparazzi. They all tend to not smile for various reasons with many of them hating the paparazzi as their number one source of refusing to showcase their pearly whites.
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16 Celebs With the Best Poker Face
Kanye West along with the two women in his life Kim and Baby North have perfected the ice grill. When he does flash the rare smile, it is both boyish and charming.
Vogue editor Anna Wintour is notorious for not smiling. She’s always seen with a thin line for a mouth, a razor sharp bob cut and oversized glasses.
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Jay-Z doesn’t smile too often on the carpet or on the sidewalk (we’re assuming he hates the press) but he’s been known to show love to Bey and Blue.
Jennifer Lopez is all about the sexy stare on the red carpet and seems to prefer non-smiling to smiling, though she’s known for flashing her gorgeous pearls for us, every now and then.
Johnny Depp pretty much hates all things Hollywood so we never expect even a glimmer of a smile to show up on his handsome face and frankly we would probably go into shock if all of sudden he did start smiling for the cameras.
Angelina Jolie will pull out a smile from time to time, but for the most part she keeps it pouty and stone-faced on the red carpet.
We’re pretty sure the last time that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen smiled was sometime in the 90s. The pouty lip thing they do, doesn’t count.
Kristen Stewart claims that she doesn’t like being yelled at by paps so that’s why she barely smiles on the carpet.
Megan Fox is seriously too busy blinding us with her beauty as is, if she flashed a smile we would all probably pass out or something, right?
Victoria Beckham pretty much earns the non-smile award and not only does she make it look sexy, somehow her smiling would almost be scary.
Keira Knightley gives her pouts all she’s got and that’s all she’s got. No smiles for us, or at least they are very rare.
“Gossip Girl” star Taylor Momsen has perfected the art of the whole attitudinal teenager thing.
Leonardo DiCaprio used to smile when he started out but now he finds the whole camera/red carpet /paps thing disgusting and says that’s why he no longer smiles.
Christian Bale is another actor that hates interviews and paps and refuses to flash his pearly whites and only goes on the carpet as part of his job. He told Esquire: “I want to be able to just act and never do any interview, but I don’t have the balls to stand up to the studio and say, ‘I’m never doing another interview in my life!’ So I tip my hat and go, ‘Okay mister! All right mister! I’ll go do the salesman job!’”
Actor Sean Penn takes his role in Hollywood and as a humanitarian pretty seriously. And you know he can’t be walking around smiling with titles like that.
Daniel Craig aka Mr. Bond appears to stick with his signature character 24/7 rarely seen with a smile. We totally buy into it too.