A BJ A Day Keeps Divorce Lawyers Away? TMI Celebrity Sex Advice
Want to know how to please your partner sexually? Well, maybe you might want to take some sex advice from these celebrities who give their two cents on how to get it popping in the bedroom.
We’ve heard of the old adage “An apple a day helps keep the dentist away.” But according to Niecy Nash, a blowjob a day keeps the divorce lawyers away. The “Getting On” star recently made headlines after talking about the relationship book she wrote last year. “What I say in the book is, ‘A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away’ and I say that because I feel like men are profoundly simplistic, which is the reason I wanted to call my book what I used as the title of chapter three, which is, ‘Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman’s Guide to a Happy Marriage,’’ Nash said to “Playboy” magazine.
Niecy Nash’s good friend Sherri Shepherd also has some tips on sex. And she says how you feel about yourself will determine how much you and your partner will enjoy being intimate. “Fat sex, skinny sex, if you love the way you look and you love your body, then it doesn’t matter, the sex is gonna be good,” the former daytime talk show co-host said. “Because I’ve seen celebrities that have sex tapes and they are skinny and they are boring as hell. I got a girlfriend pushing 250 and she is a good time. You can get freaky at any size and it can be good.”
If you want to please your partner, Heidi Klum has three words for you: experiment, experiment, experiment. “Some people are more experimental in bed and others are more boring,” the long legged supermodel said. “If you are wild and crazy, bring it on so the other person is well aware that you have little devil horns that come out every once in a while. It’s good to make an effort to dress up sometimes, to do things outside of the norm.
If you’ve never had one, getting a Brazilian wax can be painful but according to Eva Longoria it’s worth it. The pint size star says that particular grooming procedure can boost your sex life. “It makes sex better,” Longoria said. “Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like ‘Stop!’ She said, ‘Sit down, I have to finish.’ But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back.”
LL Cool J
The ladies sure love Cool James. The Queens native has been in the music industry for more than 30 years and he’s enjoyed the trappings that come with being a world famous rapper. Since he has so much experience, LL Cool J decided to give a few tips on sex. To please your man, the “Jingling Baby” rapper suggests women suck on a Halls cough drop before performing oral sex. And if you really want to have some fun, LL recommends covering the bed with a shower curtain (make sure it’s new or very clean) and then pouring baby oil on top of it for some slipping and sliding action.
In “When Harry Met Sally,” Meg Ryan had a memorable scene faking an orgasm at a crowded diner during lunchtime. But faking it isn’t the way to go, at least according to Cameron Diaz. “You have to really enjoy [being sexy],” the Charlie’s Angel star said. “Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to.”
Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith has been happily married to her husband Will Smith for 17 years, which is two lifetimes in Hollywood. The “Gotham” star revealed how she keeps things fresh, exciting and spicy after being married for so long. “Nice outfits and high heels!,” she exclaimed on what she does to keep her hubby happy. “Even a drive and then pull over on the side of the road! Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary. Be sneaky. Your girlfriend’s house, at a party. The bathroom. The guest bedroom! Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive.”
You have to talk the talk before you can walk the walk. Actress Olivia Munn believes that once you master the art of talking dirty, your sex life will improve. “OK, I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty — they don’t know what to say, how to start, or when to end it,” said the “Iron Man 2” star. “Also, at first they will think they sound ridiculous. And they might. But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it’s pretty easy.”
When it comes to advice on relationships and sex, Kevin Bacon has some very simple advice: “Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.” The “Footloose” star married his actress wife Kyra Sedgwick in 1998 and admitted that their relationship went through some hard times but he’s always practiced what he preached.
Some people go to church on Sundays or spend it with the family. But if you want to keep your mate happy then ditch your clothes and enjoy Naked Sundays. “We have something called naked Sundays,” she said. “On Sundays we just do everything in the house, and we’re just cozy and laid back. We do everything naked. We cook naked.” Unfortunately, Naked Sundays weren’t enough to save Aguilera’s marriage to former husband Jordan Bratman.
When buying a piece of property it’s all about the location, location, location. And when it comes to sex, the same rules apply. If you’re Scarlett Johansson. “I love sex in a car,” the Don Jon star said. “If I were in a really raunchy frame of mind wanting something crazy and kinky, the back seat would be it.”
Gwyneth Patrow gets a bad rep in the media. A lot of people have called her the most annoying actress in Hollywood. But during an appearance on Chelsea Handler’s late night talk show, the talk show host helped Paltrow shed her prude and uptight image by sharing a story that happened during a dinner party the two attended. “She’s an amazing advice giver,” Handler gushed. “One of her friends is like, ‘I got in a big fight with my husband and I went home and I just wanted to scream and yell,'” Handler recalled to Paltrow. “And you were like, ‘Whatever you’re doing, do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love and you give him a blowjob.'”
They say blondes have more fun. But according to Mayim Bialik, Jews have just as much fun in the bedroom. The former “Blossom” star gave some sage words of advice about enjoying sex on a Jewish parenting website. “Sex really can be for fun and for free; thank you Judaism,” Bialik said. “And when you are not cycling, such as during pregnancy and after menopause, have as much sex as you want. Have it upside down and sideways and from the chandeliers. It’s all good, it’s all kosher, and it’s a wonderful reminder that Judaism is pleasantly focused on how we live, rather than what happens after we die.”