Stay Woke! Crazy Conspiracy Theories Black Folk Believe

Beyoncé didn’t carry her baby

People must have believed that Beyoncé was hyper concerned about her figure and didn’t want to have her body ripped apart by carrying and delivering a child, so she enlisted the help of a surrogate to carry her biological child, Blue Ivy. All of this started because of the way Beyoncé’s dress folded during an interview. Sigh. I don’t believe it. But there are plenty of MN readers/trolls that stand behind this theory all day. I don’t know why she would lie about something like this. Where’s the shame in surrogacy? I’m not Bey’s gyno and neither are you so there’s no way to prove this without a shadow of a doubt, but the most shocking thing about this conspiracy is the fact that people care so much and take every opportunity to discuss it. Whether Blue Ivy grew in Beyoncé’s uterus and came from her vadge is really no concern of mine.