“I Hope He’s Almost Done:” 14 Funny Thoughts Women Have During Sex
“What am I supposed to do while he’s putting on the condom?”
It only takes about 12 seconds, but it’s the longest 12 seconds of your life. You can’t be pleasuring him anymore, because he needs to put that condom on. And you can’t kiss him on the mouth because he needs to see what he’s doing down there. So instead you do some awkward kisses on the shoulder.