The Argument For The Post-Divorce F&*k Boy
You took care of someone else for too long
For so long, you picked up after somebody, comforted somebody during his meltdowns, cooked for somebody, reminded someone of doctor’s appointments. You aren’t doing any of that for your boy toy and he understands that. It’s time for someone to take care of you. (You can totally ask your boy toy to bring food over and walk your dog—there is sex in it for him).