Little Known Fact: Men Really Just Want To Be Treated Like Grown Babies
By David Wygant
Women really over estimate who we are.
Let me explain.
The other day I saw this woman.
She grabbed her kid and she said, “God, I miss you so much and I love you!” and just kept kissing the kid. I noticed that she had no ring on her finger.
So I started talking to her and I said, “You know, that is so beautiful the way you are with your kid.”
“Let me tell you: the next man you meet, to greet him like that every single time, and tell him you missed him and give him a big kiss and treat him just like he’s two, and you’ll keep a man forever and forever.”
Check out why David Wygant says treating a man like a child is the secret to maintaining a happy relationship on YourTango.com.
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