8 Signs The Guy You’re Messing With Is NOT a Grown A** Man

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January 26, 2012 ‐ By IndigoBlack

Sure, you can’t really define what a grown a** man is in plain, black and white terms. However, I’m sure we can all agree that it’s pretty easy to point out the traits that prove a man’s overall maturity level is on the low low. We hear brothas say it often: “What!? I’m a grown a** man!” But you don’t just talk the talk, you have to walk it. But before someone gets their briefs all tied up in a knot, as usual, this list only pertains to some men, not all. So with that (and with all due respect), let’s get this thing started.

PS, there will be one for women coming soon too, so don’t get too comfortable.

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  • Diva

    I am so happy my fiance isn’t anything like the men described in this article. And they ARE out there because I’m related to some of them and my sister dated a few (and YES this article applies to women too). I think that smoking weed and playing video games in moderation are fine, but I think the point that people are missing is that the author is describing people who do them in EXCESS- to the point that you are not working or can’t keep a job because that is ALL you are doing with your time.

  • wontruth

    this is only my second time on this site but it seems to me that the majority of these headlines are about judgement and separation-even though these are often funny/entertaining I would like to see more articles on togetherness-US black people need as much of that as we can get

  • Kram

    I’ve been holding my tongue (er.. fingers?) ALOT these last couple of hours BUT REALLY, come on, your last point about “how high 2″ was arbitrary and a cheap shot at recreational smokers. You already MADE your arugment on the matter with the “employment” scenario. You could have EASILY used alcohol as a much more virulent and potent message. Warped world view much? Checkout counter tabloid journalism. Please keep up the good work, in promoting (what should be) dead archetypes and stereotypes about gender, age and race.

    • Erica

      No it’s not. If all you do is smoke weed all day, you don’t have a job OR an education, OR a plan for your life then you need to get it together. There’s a difference between recreational use and being a functional, contributing member of society and being a straight up lazy pot head.

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IXWG6EXEZ3FX6RA7BR3UGSIX3U Ralph

    Let’s call extreme video gaming what it is. It’s become addictive to those guys and gals who spend too much time playing them. No different than drugs and alcohol addiction. Get help!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IXWG6EXEZ3FX6RA7BR3UGSIX3U Ralph

    Unfortunately the world is full of these type nitwits! Now let’s get a run down on the gals.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000085223168 Habib Salim Thomas

    Im glad my wife didnt dump me 7 years ago for spitting outdoors lol 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000085223168 Habib Salim Thomas

    Im glad my wife didnt dump me 7 years ago for spitting outdoors lol 

  • Marksmen99

    I think these are signs you are dating a black man…

  • Gharseeya21

    Chris Tucker pic! *dead* lol

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  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Dear IndigoBlack,

    You’re a terrible writer. My boyfriend and I almost hemorrhaged trying to figure out some of your phrases. Learn English, this is America. 

    Also, leave the video games alone. If you can’t keep your man away from them, it’s not the games that are the problem, it’s you. 

  • Yvette White42

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  • Lihgg42

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    ambulance, prison, air crew and fire fighters, for friendship, love, romance,
    marriage and even more.

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  • Nita

    Ummm lord have mercy I know a few men and women like this and its not cute

  • Npsm18

    About the video game subject: My fiancée is a huge gamer and guess what? I am too, so it works out lol :) Its one of the many things we can do together. If your SO played video games try it out..you might not like shooting things but there are other genres too. Btw we do both work full time and have a social life..just sayin’

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  • hearyoume

    These are common sense for me only because my father and my brothers do the exact opposite of all these things as adults…it’s almost foreign for me to even fathom messing with someone that would act in any of these ways….maybe I was in high school or college but now…

    It shows how extremely important it is for women to see men around them being RESPONSIBLE MEN and human beings…it sets the foundation for what you expect from men…

  • Ericasmi36

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    serving our nation. Support our troops that safeguard our safety. A good place
    tailor-made for personnel in uniform:uniformedkiss*C0*M. It brings together those working in professions
    such as the armed forces, police, navy, security, medical, ambulance, prison,
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  • MixedUpInVegas

    Sorry, but I don’t see this as making fun of loser men.  It is more of a cautionary list–and a good one too, I might add.  Been there, done that once in my naive youth.  The dude was fine and he had extraordinary . . uh . . “skills.”  When I finally came to my senses and realized he was laying up in my house, watching my cable, eating my food and running up my light bill while I was out working, I put him out. 

  • James

    She right on time… I hope my Brothers look at this post, brcause it would give them something to think about as well as letting them see themselves… It’s time for our African American Black Men to stepup their game and become more knowledgeable to who they are and what they represent to the younger people as well as the older adults too… I really believe that The American Society has destroyed the Cultural Mind of most of our Young African Black American Brother, because their living with a Slave Mentality Mind and are afraid to respect themselves or anyone that looks like them… Internalize Racism!!!

  • Ifuaskme2

    LMAO. 

    • James

      I think that’s what making our young men do uncaring, because we’er always making fun of them instead of telling them that they need to grow up and start be responsible young men!!!

  • Gumby

    Where does his money come from???

  • guest

    You could have dug a little deeper with this list.

  • Precious

    Who wrote this? No respect honey, you should not be giving out advice! Stop it!!!!

  • Abe Froman

    Sounds like another one of those, “that thing is more important than me” complaints from women.

    Some women need a hobby…

  • ManUp

    So this is an article blasting any guy that plays video games?   At least video games are interactive unlike watching tv.  It’s ok to mention it once but 3 or 4 times, we get the picture.  Yes I play games once or twice a week as a hobby and still handle my business, take care of my kid and other goals.  But its’ articles like this that make women’s noses turn up when you mention that you play video games, get over.   Most of the guys who played games growing up are now making over 100k and staying out of jail, so just keep that in mind.

  • Blessed

    Even  WHEN  your  married,  dang,  be  a  gentlemen!  You  want  to  keep  your  woman!  That  nasty  mess  gets  old  REAL  quick…how  about  a  man  who  will  blow  his  nose  in  his  hand……WITHOUT  the  tissue  being  present.  :-((((((((((((((((((((( 

  • http://blackonpurpose.blogspot.com/ gryph

    parasitic behaviour should disqualify a person from a relationship – regardless of gender. yet strangely, childishness is often encouraged as it is rewarded by affection and is embedded in ‘love speak’.
    ***turns to gf***

    me: ‘ain’t that right baby?’

    her: “yes daddy.’  

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VWCC2MC2YGLT6BHUVZGCAEEMQI Stephanie

      Thank you for this artcile.I met a guy that exhibits almost all chracteristics. I let him go…

      • http://www.facebook.com/adigun.arnaud Adigun Arnaud

        you needed an article for that?

  • Kris50

    If he doesn’t have a car, that’s all that needs to be said. That should be a given. But this does go both ways. I wouldn’t expect a man to chauffeur me around, I’m not gonna do it for him either. If a grown man spits in the house….I got nothin. Or even on the sidewalk in front of you, he’s got bigger issues than finding a woman. He needs life help.

  • http://twitter.com/ljezell Lataurean J. Ezell

    Still don’t understand some chicks beef with video games it’s a freaking hobby, get the he!! over it lol

    • Kris50

      It’s not a problem if its a hobby, and just a hobby. It’s a problem if she’s bending over in front of you, naked, and you tell her to move cause she’s blocking madden…that’s when its a problem. A HUGE problem.

      • http://twitter.com/ljezell Lataurean J. Ezell

        That’s true ain’t enough video games in the world for me to choose over getting some lol

    • Blessed

      My  husband  is  a  “gamer”  but  he’s  found  avenues  to  make  money  doing  it.  I  don’t  think  it’s  the  gaming  in  itself  that  bothers  a  woman,  it  is  the  immense  amount  of  time  that  gamers  sometimes  put  into  their  hobby.  When  you  are  trying  to  build  a  relationship (dating)  or  keep  a  relationship  going  and  healthy (marriage)  all  of  your  time  cannot  be  exhausted  over  video  games.  Gaming,  can  be  a  real  selfish  hobby.  I  have  had  my  beef  with  my  spouse  in  the  past  about  too  much time  being  spent  on  his  gaming  and  away  from  myself  and  our  child.  There  is  a  good  to  many  things…….with  MODERATION. 
      God  Bless,
      Raven

      • hearyoume

        Yeah it’s definitely lack of self control and video games are so popular and accessible so it’s the biggest distraction most men deal with today. But it could be ANYTHING…a guy could spend way too much time on cars, gambling, internet surfing…whatever and start neglect his duties as a father, boyfriend or husband..

        • http://twitter.com/ljezell Lataurean J. Ezell

          also very true

    • Davpenn

      Video games are not hobbies to grown men. 

      • http://twitter.com/ljezell Lataurean J. Ezell

        BULLSH!!!!T

        Whether or not YOU think they are hobbies or not is COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE, that just YOUR own bias opinion, anything can be considered a hobby whether it be drawing or watching movies etc.

        Let me guess you be one of those uninformed ppl who thinks video games is just for kids???? SMH do your research sir a large percent games for the past decade or so has been catering to a more adult crowd.

  • FromUR2UB

    Now, that third one, I could have done without!  Something should have prepared us for such an assault on the senses.  Yeeeee!!

  • DonRicky

    Most of these women had kids too early, and get help from Momma, and they baby daddy, and wanna judge a black man. SMDH. If your married with children and have a college education, you can talk.. if not stfu.

    • Cantria2012

      If the baby daddy has a seed he should take responsibly and be a man and pay for his seed..period! That’s his stupidity if he’s dumb enough to get someone pregnant and think he ain’t gonna pay.. Gooh

    • http://twitter.com/littlemisstruth Truth Hurts

      It is so telling when a man sees any criticism toward another man that may or may not represent him and immediately turns around points the finger at a women. Maybe you need to read number 5 again. I didn’t know I needed to be educated and married with children in order to judge who might be an appropriate mate. I guess having two college degres at 24, being educated enough to know how to use birth control so I don’t have kids I’m not ready for and being single because I’m not going to settle for a good-for-nothing underachiever like the men on this list means nothing to you. Good thing your bitter, insecure and unqualified opinion means nothing to me. Have a good day though!

  • RedButterfly81

    I’ve been with guys number 1, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 9 and I’ma let God choose Mr. Right for me from now on.

    • Davpenn

      I’m sure God has better things to do.  I think you’ll be making the same mistakes all over again.

  • IllyPhilly

    I swear this is the third article like this in the last 2 days. In this case nobody’s grown!!

  • Cantria2012

    Lol!! Tell the truth!! I’ve witnessed this type of behavior. Women tend to fall for these types & then realized they wasted time with a grown boy! So unattractive! I was one of them! Never again..Lame-O’s

    • turning30in2012

      i had a homegirl, that was dating this guy because he had a MASTERS DEGREE but the negroe still lived at home with his parents…and when she got pregnant and wanted him to move out to get their own place, he had the nerve to suggest buying a big house so they ALL could live together!!! lol! so cray….

      • kakeziez

        lol he should have left, so much responsibility.

      • SayCheese

        What’s wrong with buying a bigger house and having his parents live with him, your friend and their baby. Why not build on to the house that is already livable. She should image the mortgage payment, property tax, state tax if there is one and so on for the new smaller house. He was living with his parents because it was economically sound. He was working so what’s her problem. 

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  • http://www.facebook.com/adigun.arnaud Adigun Arnaud

    HEY > KICKS aren’t JUNK!!!! WE help the economy get a healthy boost.. so whenever War times decides to roll around we make sure noone has to look like they gat hit by a grenade since we then will have sour shoes to give for a good cause ,Plus Video games help us increase our reaction time..4 really!!  now how handy iS that in a war?!
    !!  THEY Have dudes .. that actually spit..indoors?(O_O) thats not even a a guy thats a Lama)LOOOL  Bruthas still talking about they wanna rap.. Rappers don’t even wanna rap no more…:) I understand a woman  who kicks a dude like that in the face..Talkin about rap..Brutha should get a slap , for that ..*im reading on* AAW COme ON !! y’all Put A pic OF some Biafra looking child to make  them feel even worse if they del none of them leave their kids in that state since the mothers do all the work….i liked this one”pass gas and not say anything (so someone can walk past and inhale your silent bomb)( I had mY mouth Open) ”  can’t wait for the women’s version..eventhough..you know that men tolerate way less because there are so many women ..plus , i know there might be some ” not kept ” women but they are just a minority…right? Nice article:)

    • Aef2069

       My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at this post….Thanks, I needed that.

  • Vchuksorji

    I know some women like that too,is not just men, I am a woman and some women do be on the kinda of thing, especially money, they call it free food, for quality time spent LOL

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