Hilarious Things You Do When You Want To Have Sex But Won’t Say It - Page 20

(function(d, s, id) { if (d.getElementById(id)) return; var js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = ‘//cdn4.wibbitz.com/static.js’; d.getElementsByTagName(‘body’)[0].appendChild(js); }(document, ‘script’, ‘wibbitz-static-embed’));] Sometimes you just want sex to be your partner’s idea. Maybe you’ve been together for years, and it seems like you’re the only one who realizes when it’s been a week since you did the deed—your partner is content with the rhythm you’ve fallen into, and it’s hard to believe you used to do it three times a day. Maybe you just naturally have a higher libido, but if you say the word, your partner will dig up some of his sex drive too. But is it so much to ask that sometimes, your partner wants you so bad that he doesn’t even notice the pizza burning in the oven? If these woes and tribulations sound familiar to you, then you’ve probably done some pretty hilarious things when you wanted to have sex but didn’t want to have to say it. visualphotos.com Sitting on his lap at a weird time You have three couches in the house, and yet, his lap seems like the best seat. And you’re going to do a lot of adjusting when you’re there. Gosh, you just can’t seem to get comfortable. Maybe if you sit on this side, or maybe if you sit higher up. Maybe if you both sat around pant-less!

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