I Want That Old Thing Back: 7 Obvious Signs That You’re Still Sprung On Your Ex

That Ex Becomes a Running Joke For You And Your Friends

You know that ex you never let go. Well, now you’re fairly ashamed to bring up the fact that you’ve been talking again after that last rant you had to your friends about how dirty he was. Yeah, you basically built a dog house for him that he can’t seem to get out of when it comes to your girls. Nowadays, when he’s brought up in conversation among your girlfriends, eyes get wide, heads shake from side to side and a whole lot of “mhmmmms” loom in the air. It’s almost as if your girls feel sorry for you for still being under his spell that they’ve made a joke of him. They know your ringtone for him and when he texts you, eyes roll. When you tell folks you are talking again no one is surprised but you can tell they’re clearly disappointed. And every well wish is preceded by a massive reservation on their part. Like a person who can’t stay out of trouble, no one likes supporting people who stay attracted to something they should run from.