You Think You’re Impressing Us, But You’re Really Trying Too Hard
Attending to your social media
“Oops. Oh. This is so embarrassing. My phone keeps going off. Ugh. It’s like—come on people I need some space sometimes. Am I right? I can’t attend all of your parties!” Yes. You’re very cool. I already started flirting with the guy at the table next to us while you were Instagramming.