It's Better To Be Single, Sis: Valentine's Day Fails
Valentine’s Day Fails That Will Remind You Why It’s Great To Be Single - Page 2
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Once upon a time, we thought that being single was the worst thing to be on Valentine’s Day. While everyone was flaunting their relationship status, we were home watching rom-coms and eating candy by our lonesome. But then we heard about these Valentine’s Day fails and realized that just because a person does have a date on the most romantic day of the year doesn’t mean it will actually be a romantic evening.
Everyone involved in these Valentine’s Day fails probably wishes that they had been single on February 14th. Get ready to laugh, shake your head, and thank your lucky stars after scrolling through.
What’s the worst Valentine’s Day you’ve ever had? Whether you received the worst Valentine’s Day gift of them all, or no Valentine’s Day gift, we want to hear about it. Share your story in the comment section so we can all laugh and feel a little better about the upcoming holiday.
This Dude
Who is about to get more than his feelings hurt this Valentine’s Day.
This Post-Valentine’s Day Date
That will make you reconsider your Monday plans.
Whoever Thought This Was A Good Gift Idea
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Because this Valentine’s Day, there’s nothing more romantic than letting her know that you’re more than prepared for her to die.
This Passive-Aggressive Husband
“I was married for 3 years. The last year we were married, he didn’t get me what I wanted (roses). Instead he got me cheesecake. Too bad I’m lactose intolerant and also very allergic to eggs soy and milk! He also knew I was.”
The “last year” sounds about right.
This Terrible Trip To The Clinic On Valentine’s Day
“I had to take a cab to an abortion clinic, alone, because I did not want anyone to know. It was the worst day of my life.”
This Crab Suggestion
That makes you wonder just how many people will be getting the real thing.
The Empty-Handed Valentine
Who skipped getting presents for the wrong chick — and almost got stabbed with a kitchen knife.
This Helpful Reminder
That it’s better to be single in February than knocked up in November.
This Shopping Decision
That may actually be worse than getting nothing at all.
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