“It’s Not You, It’s Me”: Lame Breakup Excuses And The Real Talk Behind Them
The Real Talk
“I’m not into you any more and I’m too lazy to come up with an original excuse.”
The real reason behind the breakup? You’ll probably never know.
Any man who has to resort to the Lame Line Book to end it probably isn’t ready to be real with you (or himself) about what really happened.
You’re better off putting just as little effort into missing him when he’s gone.