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“It wasn’t me.”

“I don’t know who that girl is.”

“Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes?”

We totally believe that these celebrities lied before they got caught cheating. Why? Because we’ve heard it all before. Read on for the celebrity edition of “Things Cheaters Always Say”

“I’m A Private Person”

He says that’s the reason why there’s a lock on his phone. But he could be hiding something major, just like Tony Parker.

When Eva Longoria finally looked at his phone, she found hundreds of text messages from the woman he was cheating on her with. Eva filed for divorce right after she put down the phone.

“Your Friends Are Just Hating On Me”

We imagine that that’s just what Fabolous told Emily B when another “friend” caught him out in the club with another woman. Again.

But Fabolous had to put that tired line to bed when someone posted pictures to prove that he really was out (and probably up to no good).

She’s Just A Groupie

Groupie or attempted jump off?

We don’t know what Chris Brown said to Karrueche when escort and porn star Kagney Linn Karter started bragging about her paid-for night in a hotel with the singer.

But he abandoned those excuses with the quickness when Kagney posted pictures of Little Chris on her Twitter timeline with the caption,

“i can slap bi##hes now with chris browns d### on my timeline all day say some SLICK S### **pulls out CBs d### WHAP**”

And since he was out of excuses, Chris had his lawyers shut the escort’s Twitter page down.

“That Girl Is Crazy”

When Elin Nordregen got word from a strange woman that she’d slept with her husband Tiger Woods, Tiger said he didn’t know why that woman would say those things.

And Elin believed him — until she caught him in the act of text messaging his mistress Rachel Uchitel. Then Elin showed Tiger just what crazy was and chased him out of the house and right into a tree.

“I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman”

Bill Clinton officially put this one to bed, but we’ve all heard lots of variations on the theme…

“I’m Telling The Truth This Time”

How many times can you believe “it wasn’t me?” That’s a question a lot of people have for Vanessa Bryant. She’s stuck with Kobe for over a decade despite suspecting him of cheating with over 105 women during that time.

But after Kobe denied his most recent affair in 2012, Vanessa re-called her divorce papers…

“What Had Happened Was…”

Nick Cannon is going to have a lot of explaining to do to his next serious girlfriend now that Mariah finally confirmed that he cheated. She was supposed to be singing the lyrics to Billie Holiday’s “Don’t Explain” during a concert in Tokyo. Instead she slipped in “I know you cheated, motherf***er” and let the world know why her relationship really ended.

“You Can’t Believe Everything You Hear”

You can when it’s coming from everybody.

Not even super-trusting Khloe Kardashian could ignore the rumors when everyone and their mother — including French’s estranged wife — was whispering about French Montana’s affairs.

“I Wouldn’t Cheat On You

Tori Spelling thought that Dean McDermott cheating on his last wife with her was just a one-time thing. Then last year his new mistress spilled the beans. Now Tori has finally realized that “once a cheater, always a cheater” and has filed for divorce.

“Those Condoms Aren’t Mine”

We don’t know if those words have ever been true. Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada certainly didn’t believe them when she found that receipt for condoms in Chad Ochocinco Johnson’s car…

“She’s Just A Co-Worker”

Add lots of over-time, a little suspicion and a smoking-hot co-worker and you could have a Brangelina situation on your hands. These two said they were just playing loves for TV. But Brad’s wife Jennifer Aniston soon found out that there was a lot more happening on-set than just acting.

“I Don’t Know Who’s Baby That Is”

We’d give anything to be a fly on the wall when Maria Shriver gave birth to her son Christopher just days befoe their live-in housekeeper gave birth to her son Patrick.

Whatever Arnold siad, it must have been clever. Maria Shriver didn’t find out that Arnold Schwarzenegger was the father of both boys until 2011.

“I Don’t Know Who’s Shirt That Is”

What are the chances that stray earring in the sheets has really been there since the days of his ex? Not likely.

That’s what Nick Lachey discovered after the paps caught his wife Jessica Simpson leaving the Chateau Marmont wearing Adam Levine’s T-shirt. The two got divorced shortly after.

“She’s Just A Friend”

Biz Markie has known it since 1989. Amber Rose says she found out that those words are rarely ever true when she was dating Kanye.

Amber says that Kim posed as Kanye’s “friend” long before they broke up. Kanye and Kim swear that it’s not true, but now that they’re married with children those allegations are harder to disprove.

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