Parenting is the hardest job that any of us will ever have. But we still have to do better than this. If you identify with any of the parents on this list, you might just be bad at your job.
You Chose This Name
Just in case you didn’t catch it, that’s Knowledge MarLexus Townsend.
Everyone Knows What Your Priorities Are
And everyone else is surprised to find out that you even have a kid.
If Your Pregnancy Started This Way
We’re going to go ahead and assume that this poor, simple baby is pregnant already.
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You And His Father Can’t Agree On Anything
Not even on who picks up the baby when he falls in the street.
You’re This Lazy
Is this lazy or creative? It looks so ridiculous we’re having trouble deciding.
You Feed Your Baby Steroids
So he can hurry up and get big enough to do to the heavy chores.
You Don’t Believe In Gun Control
Is she wearing a tiny bullet proof vest? They know that doesn’t make this any better, right?
You Treat Your Dogs Better Than Your Kids
They get gourmet Alpo while the kids are eating chicken nuggets.
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You’re In Too Much of A Hurry for Them to Grow Up
If you can make an infant look this done, you’ve clearly done something wrong.
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This Is How You Put the Baby to Sleep
And you still feel OK about Tweeting the pictures to all of your friends.
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You Have Zero Shame
Like this woman who Facebooked about being sad that she had to give her son up to foster care — so she could do a better job of getting turned up on the weekends.
You Keep Scaring That Baby
For your own personal amusement.
This Is How You Play with the Kids
If this game isn’t already called “Irresponsible Parenting,” it should be.
You Can’t Do Better Than A Monkey
That should really be the bare minimum for human parenting.
You’ve Purchased This Game
Does this game come with real drugs? We feel like we have to ask.
