If you’re like me, you live for dancing in the club. Not only do you create ridiculous memories with friends that you’ll never let the other live down, but you’re also thoroughly entertained by the DJ who will delve out outlandish shout outs that make you question whether you should really have your hands up or not. Here are some of the best shout outs MadameNoire’s Editorial team and readers have heard while dancing the night away.
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“Put your hands up if you make more than $25K a year!”
…Because if you make any thing less, you should not be in the club. #TheJudgement #KeepHustling
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“Put your hands up if you got your high school diploma!”
Who needs degrees?
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“Put your hands up, only if you washed your underarms Ladies!”
Some of y’all come to the club smelling like you’re leaving the club.
“Put your hands up if you only mess with Project Chicks!”
Praise and worship for the fellas in the club!
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“Put your hands up if you know how to keep a boyfriend!”
There is always so much pride when this shout out is said! #NoBodyBadderThanYou
“Put your hands up if you have a Benz P*****!”
If you’re Caribbean, you’ve heard this too many times thanks to Vybz Kartel.
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“Put your hands up if you paid all your bills on time!”
…That’s why you’re in the VIP section with 5 bottles. #boom
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“Put your hands up if your weave don’t smell!”
A fresh scalp never hurt nobody!
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“Shout out to my mans Jameel, glad you got rid of that Syphilis.”
#NoActRight
“Shout out to the women who came in here with high heels and a fresh perm, i just want you to know, you F***** UP!”
Thought you were “so fancy”, huh?!
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“Big up to all the sexy ladies that know how to act when the main chick is around!”
#ThatsNoneOfOurBusinessTho
“Shout and scream if you’re p**** clean!”
DJs love to talk about hygiene
“Make some noise if you’re 18 and older!”
But you graduated high school 7 years ago…
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“Bless up yourself if yuh p-m p-m clean, yuh never get one STD!”
Why haven’t we heard anything about men and their health yet?
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“Shout out to all the females who worked 40 hours this week!”
I.E. the women who are gainfully employed.
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“Shout out to all the ladies who don’t need a man to buy their clothes or food!”
God bless the child that’s got her own!
“Shout out to di gyals dem who wash dey saltfish”
If you are traveling to the Caribbean for Carnival, take note.
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“Shout out to all the single mothers taking care of their kids and grinding without RayRay’s broke a**”
We salute you!
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“Put your hands up if you got $100 in your pocket right now!”
The real question is: do you really have a Benjamin in your purse?
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“Big up all the beautiful ladies tonight! A special special big up to all the ladies who brushed their tongue before they left the house”
Seems like you’re ready, ready for love…or tonguing down someone tonight. #StillNoneOurBusinessTho
