Celebrities We Think Are Freaks In Bed
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As if the idea of jumping into bed with a celebrity isn’t intimidating enough, we imagine these outlandish celebs bring a whole other level of intimidation under the sheets—they’re probably total freaks!
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga has worn costumes made out of raw meat, twine, bubbles and stuffed animals. And we’re willing to bet she didn’t toss those materials…
Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj probably has as many sexual personas as she does strange voices. And can you imagine her talking dirty in several different voices? Freaky!
Cyndi Lauper
We think the singer of “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” would prove the title of that song to be true after a session in the sack. And we think she’d break out that super high, shreaky voice in bed at just the right time.
Dennis Rodman
He has had every hair color, roughed up cameramen and has been a professional wrestler. All we can say is: get ready for some love bites.
Grace Jones
Grace Jones has been known to growl, dry hump people on stage and she stripped at a Delta Airlines party. We’re thinking if you go to bed with her, you’d better be comfortable with wild and even banned pets.
Angelina Jolie
She wore a vial of blood around her neck for a long time. She might take a little sample from all of her victims…
Prince
He might be small but he is nimble, full of energy, knows how to use his hips and isn’t afraid to wear purple. We’re thinking you need stamina to keep up with Prince!
Courtney Love
Considering that Courtney Love always looks like she just had sex, she might have one of the highest “numbers” of anyone. What we’re saying is, she probably used up all the notches on….a dozen belts.
Marilyn Manson
We bet Marilyn Manson and Angelina Jolie would be very compatible in bed. We’re just not sure either of them would get out of it alive.
Flavor Flav
We’re not sure if, at his age, he can pull off too many high-energy moves, but we do think Flavor Flav might be a professional dirty talker.
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp is so quiet…and you know the quiet ones are always freaks. We also think he might still have his Captain Jack Sparrow costume in his closet, which is every woman’s dream.
Adam Lambert
We know he can use his hips from his appearances on “Glee,” and in paparazzi photos he stares at the camera like he’s got a lot of tricks up his sleeves.
Mariah Carey
Mariah is almost certainly into some S&M. And we’re guessing she’s the one who holds the whip and the keys to the handcuffs.
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy is so all over the place in energy levels, he’d probably be a wild card in bed: you never know if he’s going to make sweet, slow love to you or throw you up against a wall for a quickie.