If you haven’t been watching Real Housewives of Atlanta this season, you might want to catch up, because many scenes will leave you uttering three-letter acronyms like OMG, LOL, and especially: WTF. In the case of this slide show, please take the “W” in “WTF” to mean either “what,” “where,” “when,” or “why?” We have way too many questions to ask about the television happenings of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Here they are. We hope you have the answers, because we are still scratching our afros…[P.S.: Spoiler alert, for sure].
1) WTF did Sheree let “fake doctor” talk to her like that?!
Did you see how Sheree let the fake doctor she was dating, Tiy-E Muhammad, go unbruised when they had their final discussion over lunch? She asked him to prove he was a doctor and he asked her to prove she was a woman! The old Sheree would have knocked the rest of his scraggly hairs off his random bald spot or at least splashed some wine in his lying face. This new Sheree just gave him an “excuse me?” look and let him walk away. No punches whatsoever. WTF!
2) WTF did Apollo carry his wife upstairs before the baby???
Phaedra gets home from the hospital in a car with her husband, Apollo. Because Apollo is “well-trained,” he carries Phaedra upstairs–like she’s the newborn–and they leave the baby outside. Once Phaedra is comfortable in her chair, Apollo goes OUTSIDE where they left their baby and brings the baby in. SMDH and WTF times two.
3) WTF did Gregg Leakes not realize that a random radio guy was not “his friend?”
We all heard the tapes months ago when Gregg spoke ill of Nene to radio host Cory. Of course, Cory taped the conversation without his permission. But, seeing the context in which Gregg blurted out his beef with Nene to randomite Cory, makes us wonder even more if Gregg is on that white powder diet. Who in the world talks to media people as if they’re “friends?” Get it together, Gregg.
4) WTF does Nene look great? She looks stunning even!
Say what you want about her new nose, but for whatever reason, Nene Leakes is looking fierce. Her hair and makeup stay on point and her wardrobe is fierce. Sorry.
5) WTF does Cynthia’s wedding cost a million dollars?
OK, we knew Cynthia and her fiance Peter were wealthy, but blowing a million dollars on their wedding? Please. Let’s hope one or both of them would be smart enough to get advertisers to foot part of the bill, because no love under the reality TV weather is that deep or that expensive. Invest in something else. Like speech lessons for Peter. Just kidding. Love you, Peter.
6) WTF do Kim and Kandi keep working together?
*Sigh* Kim tends to have these relationships (think Nene, Big Poppa, e.t.c.) that don’t need to be so close, but end up being thisclose and co-dependent for no daggone reason. Kim’s newest suffocating buddy is Kandi, who clearly “has a Grammy” but can’t shake this BRAVO-producer-ordained desire to make “hit” records for crack-voiced Kim. WTF. Make it stop.
7) WTF is wrong with Phaedra Parks?
The first thing she says when she sees her baby is “ewww.” Then, she complains about “being chained” to her new baby? Uhm…is this woman, like, normal? WTF?!
8. WTF does Lisa keep making these “guest” appearances?
OMG. Lisa, you are OFF the show! We love you, but why do you keep making multiple “guest” appearances?! WTF!
9) WTF is Dwight going to give us more of his original interesting self?
Hmmm. Dwight better get a function on the show that is as grand as his Season One days of glory…because nowadays, we see Dwight on the screen and we’re like: WTF. Dwight boo, we loved you when you were cussing people out and telling people what to do in a gentlemanly way. Go back to that.
10) WTF did Nene call herself a “journalist?”
Nene, you walked into a local news station in Atlanta and you got a job interviewing celebrities, because the station needs your resources. You are not a “journalist.” You are an entertainment figure who is being used to draw viewers into Atlanta’s nightly news. Kudos to you…but you ain’t no Nancy Hicks Maynard, honey. You are not Soledad O’Brien. Stay in your lane.
