It’s been awhile since I checked in because I’ve been busy getting ready for the release of my album, “Airtight’s Revenge.”
I’m checking in this week to give you five things you should never ask a man when he’s sleepy – that was my assignment for this week. I’m not really that good at this because everybody is different but we’re just having fun so here you go.
1. Never say “What’s my name?” to a guy when he’s half-asleep. And especially if you guys haven’t known each other long. It may not end well.
2. Don’t ask for money. He might give you more than he intends to and then when he wakes up and realizes it and it’s already spent, there might be a problem.
3. Don’t even try to make plans when a man is half-asleep. He may agree to something that he won’t remember the next day.
4. Don’t ask trick questions like, “do I look fat in this dress?” when a man is half-asleep–or when a man is awake. You look the same way you always look.
5. Don’t ask “will you marry me?” when a man is half-asleep. Those questions require full alertness, and maybe a bottle of vodka, depending on your situation.
Bilal’s CD “Airtight’s Revenge” will be released September 14th and he will begin his North American tour on September 15th. For more info, visit: http://www.plugresearch.com and you can follow him on Twitter at: @bilal_oliver
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