When And How To Dead A Sh*tty Date
- By
MadameNoire
Call It A Stomach Thing
Excuse yourself to the bathroom. Stay there a suspiciously long time. And when you come back, clutch your stomach, or mouth (or both), look nauseous and say, “Something isn’t agreeing with me. I need to go home and just be near a toilet…” Who is going to demand you stick around like that?
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