Things Women Only Think About Other People’s Kids
They can’t go to the bathroom alone
There’s nothing fun about helping your friend’s child go to the bathroom. You barely want to spend much time in the bathroom yourself and now you have to hold this kid’s hand while he tries to poop. Oh, and now he’s describing his poop to you—how lovely. But when it’s your child, you’ll feel a great sense of accomplishment when you help him of a bowel movement and when he pees without missing the toilet bowl.