The Unnecessary Attack on Alicia Keys’ Body: When Bragging On Your Wife Goes Wrong

June 11th, 2012 - By Brande Victorian

Source: iamboigenius.com

I’m surprised this is still an issue worth writing about, although it’s partly because I haven’t been able to shake some of the negative things I’ve read about Alicia Keys since Swizz Beatz uploaded the photo above with the words, “My Bond Girl 007 AK47.” But in the many days that have passed since this photo first surfaced, I still see an unhealthy amount of shaming directed toward Ms. Keys and her figure and that in itself is a shame.

When I first saw the Instagram I was shocked, for a couple of reasons. For one, I didn’t expect Alicia Keys to be that shapely and toned in the lower region. After all she did have a baby not that long ago and I didn’t know she was on the Beyonce workout plan like that. I thought I would gladly take her abs and thighs and donate some of the extra I need to get rid of up top to her if she wanted it, and that was about all I had to say about her figure. The other reason I was shocked was because Swizz was actually celebrating his wife publicly and not off sexting one of the handfuls of women he’s rumored to be involved with behind her back. I was actually sort of impressed and thought it was cute that he was putting his wife’s photo out there and being proud of her body but after I saw the reactions people had I thought, she probably hates him for putting this photo out there now.

Let’s just say I was clearly in the admiration minority when it came to this pic. I had to keep in mind that I first saw it on the Daily Mail and that being a British tabloid where people think a size 2 is borderline obese, I should have expected the comments about her “thunder thighs” and suggestions that she lose weight. But when I moved over to YBF, you know with black people who supposedly let anything go when it comes to the female form, the comments were just as harsh. Here people commented on her disproportionate body, said Alicia Keys was built like a midget, and that she had a rather boyish figure—although not quite that nicely. On The Huffington Post, responses were no different. There was even more insinuation about the need to tone her unattractive pear shape, suggestions that her masculine stance confirmed suspicions that she is an undercover lesbian, and even questions as to why she wouldn’t have had plastic surgery to “fix” what’s lacking up top. Oh, and inquisitions about whether Photoshop was an option with Instagram. To sum it up in one phrase it was unnecessarily ridiculous.

You can’t say Alicia asked for this. She’s somewhat at the mercy of the public thanks to her husband and his Instagraming ways, but it was also evident that the reactions she received had nothing to do with her rep, which has somewhat gone down the drain since news broke of how she and Swizz’s relationship began, make that when. Only one comment of the many I read alluded to her adultery and home wrecking ways which leads me to believe this behavior is just people—and mostly women—being mean for no good reason.

What’s interesting to me is I’d be willing to bet the people making these remarks are likely the same ones screaming about the unrealistic images of women in magazines and on TV. Somehow though when they see a celebrity in her real essence, it’s not good enough. I’m starting to think the chicken and the egg debate belongs in the fashion/Photoshopping realm as well. Did the industry distort our vision of what’s beautiful to the point that now we can’t even accept a natural, unaltered woman, or has this mean girl mentality always been lurking in us to the point that it pushed the powers that be to start selling us unrealistic fantasies and figures we could aspire to achieve?

You don’t have to think Alicia Keys is gorgeous, or fit, or looks anything like a bond girl to respect that she’s someone’s wife, mother, and at the very least another human being. The only difference between this situation and the one involving Dream Hampton’s daughter is that Alicia Keys is an adult, but that doesn’t make the behavior any less cruel. We could chop this up as another instance of e-balls and the hater brigade that rears it’s ugly head behind the computer screen but this type of attack on the female form isn’t specific to the Internet or celebrities but the fact that we see it so much these days says a lot about our judgmental human nature and our ideas of what’s normal and even acceptable when it comes to women and our bodies. I initially thought Alica should be pissed at Swizz for putting her out there like that but I’m sure she’s been in the spotlight long enough to learn to drown out the noise. It’s also silly to think that just because the majority of the public, who according to stats on any given day, is overweight and obese, has a problem with her figure she should be ashamed of it. At the end of the day, she had the confidence to step out in that two piece which suggests she likes it and Swiss obviously loves it. I usually do just about anything to avoid using the word hating, but in this case the people who are going out of their way to show their disapproval of Alicia’s body are in fact doing just that, and in my opinion that’s the main thing that’s not cute in this situation.

Brande Victorian is a blogger and culture writer in New York City. Follower her on Twitter at @be_vic.

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  • Pimplestiltskin

    I’d hit it.

  • Tatyana Hamady

    i think the problem here is that when a celebrity woman is put in the spotlight and others, men and women alike, are made to admire them for their beauty people are going to be surprised when the reality doesnt live up to the reputation. these women’s photoshopped images have caused men to have a distorted view of beauty and women to completely beat themselves emotionally/physically… i was judgmental when i saw this image myself. but not because i felt like mindlessly hating NO. because i cant believe that these women let people believe in their absolute perfection when they are in fact just imperfectly beautiful. i know it brings their ratings up… but it also distorts the concept of beauty in both young men and women. sooo, all i know is that i will continue to admire women in the media who make a point to courageously be natural (women like kate winslet or tyra banks count), even if their bodies are a million times “worst”… they’ve still made it their mission to out the magazines and media avenues that portray unrealistic female figures.

  • Sonya

    I would like to thank the person who wrote this. If negative articles can be written about people and negative comments, I think there should also be positive ones to counteract. Maybe someone should have written something positive about Jada if they so desired. That doesn’t make it wrong for this person to write about someone she feels has been publicly ridiculed. I applaud him or her. And you don’t have to be a fan of her body, that’s just ridiculous, but shame on the people who feel it necessary to ridicule her, because she doesn’t meet their standards. She is a beautiful woman and I am definitely a fan of her music and always will be.

  • Sonya

    Bravo! Thank you for telling it like it is. Alicia is a beautiful woman in every way and should be very proud of her body. She didn’t deserve any of those idiotic, negative comments. Her husband is proud of her and maybe in this case, shared a little too much. I say that only because of the people who we all know are just waitng for a chance to brng another person down for any reason.

  • LiiSH

    Shoot she looks great. I’d kill for her figure. ::shrug:: Can’t please people.

  • soulbaby

    i keep seeing the word “ideal” thrown around but for who…you? and who the hell are you to make judgement on who’s body is ideal or not. As people we need to throw out the “ideal standard” of what is beautiful. Its beautiful when one can love themself “as is”, and its even better when people learn to love and appreciate one another for their differences.

  • Msmykimoto2u

    Really? She may not be shaped like a coke bottle but she is fit, toned, and obviously is very attractive to her husband and thats all that matters. Im happy that she accepts her small chest and refuses to give into Hollyweird’s idea of beauty with the sand bag t.i.t.s. She is still a beautiful woman and I may be biased because she is my favorite singer but to say unattractive is just hateration imo

  • tracey

    her bikini is not right for her body

  • http://www.facebook.com/nefertiti.curtis Nefertiti Curtis

    Stop hating!!! She is beautiful. Do your thing Ms. Keys

  • my opinion

    i hate when people say stuff like that. Give the woman a break. To me she looks great and even if she didn’t these aren’t the kind of things we should be focusing on.

  • Dave

    I’ve always thought she had a sick body, and this picture confirms it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/woodrow.lewis.58 Woodrow Lewis

    I think Alycia Keys is one of the most attractive African American in the music industry. I see nothing wrong with her body, she looks fantastic to have just given birth, her thighs and prominent posterior were always a part of her make up. I would venture to say that many of her haters wish they could hold a candle to her. Alycia is a great talent and a beautiful woman, period. We as African Americans have enough people of other races hating us why must we continue to do it to ourselves?

  • kiki j

    She obviously has a bueatiful body (i’d kill for it) But thats what happens to celebrities when the wear so much makeup and get airbrushed and everything else that goes in to editing a photo…u can fake a regular damn picture and then people will think ur body looks worse than it actually does. but she does have a nice body i think women should have meat on their bones…although i feel a certain kinda away about alicia after the way she got swizz beats….(im a strong advocate about marriage and family and keeping the union) but i would only be hater to critisize her body because of it…she’s still hot from head to toe

  • Mello

    She looks normal and healthy. Her husband obviously finds her extremely attractive and she is confident enough in her looks to wear a bikini. I sincerely hope that neither of them allows other people’s worthless opinions get them down. NOBODY is perfect.

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