All Articles Tagged "trifling"
TMZ is reporting that Chris Brown and Bow Wow have recently spent a night out on the town doing — what else — popping bottles of champagne and blowing money on strippers. Now, I am not one to judge. People need to do what they need to do in this world to enjoy themselves, and nothing these days seems to be as stressful as being Chris Brown, who can’t seem to keep himself out of the gossip headlines. I want to be understanding of his complex emotional nature that makes him sometimes act out explosively. Better to do it at the club than through violence in real life, right? But something about this story just irks me. Here is what TMZ has to say:
Chris Brown and Bow Wow don’t take their hard-earned money for granted — and to prove just how seriously they take their finances … the rappers dropped $5,000 a pop on MULTIPLE strippers last week.
Bow and Breezy let loose at the King of Diamonds strip club in Miami last Wednesday — the largest strip club on the planet — buying untold bottles of booze for their entourage … and lining the floor with singles.
Sources at the club tell TMZ, at least three dancers walked away with $5,000 in tips … each.
You know how you have cousins who deep down you’re waiting for your grandmother to reveal were actually adopted? That’s how I feel about some of these so-called celebrities and public figures we have running around here embarrassing good black folks. I wanted to put Superhead on this list but: 1. Hometown pride kept me from outing her (St. Thomas love). 2. I saw her video with Mr. Marcus and a woman with that much skill can really come in handy if aliens ever invade the planet on some cosmic slop tip.
So in honor of and in the spirit of Dave Chappelle’s racial draft episode, I have selected a few people I think we should consider giving the cold shoulder to because they’re leaking wack juice. Take a look:
*Random disclaimer: Of course, this is all in good fun, so we hope you won’t get offended*
Trifling. Trifling. And more trifling. That’s how to describe some of these grown-behind adults on Facebook who don’t know how to control their emotions–or act their age in a social media setting. It does NOT matter one lick if you access Facebook in your drawers or behind closed doors, you STILL need to maintain your decorum and curb the foolishness if you’re going to interact with your peers (and other normal human beings) in the same space. Now, if you only have psycho friends, then read no further. Maybe you all can enjoy your “psycho-Facebook and psycho-Twitter” interactions together. But, if you want to have some sense about yourself, here are a few actions you should NOT take on Facebook if you’re over the age of 25.
Scenarios written by China Okasi
Responses written by Anthony Jerrod
Sisters, we should own up to our poor choices in men.
You wanna date thugs or chase after the fancy boys who are really jacked up inside and wind up jacking you up in the process of all that shady loving they’re offering. Then, after you’re all emotionally scarred and embittered by your ill-conceived excuses for men, you start getting blinded to the good dudes that do come your way afterwards! What gives? What are y’all going through? Come on! Take it from me, there is a time to NOT trust a man’s skanky behind, but there’s ALSO a time to let down your bags, like Erykah Badu said, and give a brotha some trust. Flip through the following scenarios as Anthony and I break it down so it can forever and consistently be broke*…