Serious Question: Are Broke Men Really Better In Bed?

August 23, 2017  |  

When it comes to vaginal intercourse, orgasms are hard to come by for women. In fact, according to a comprehensive analysis of 33 studies over the past 80 years, “Only 25 percent of women are consistently orgasmic during vaginal intercourse,” Psychology Today (PT) reported. Clitoral stimulation, it appears, is what’s needed to get the job done, with PT stating explicitly, “The key to most women’s erotic pleasure comes not from the penis and intercourse, but from direct clitoral stimulation, using the fingers, palm, tongue, or sex toys.”

Or you could get you a broke man who knows what he’s doing, as one “Melanated American” woman suggested in a Facebook post that’s now gone viral. On Tuesday afternoon, Kyana Williams issued this hilariously non-scientific advice to women who have trouble reaching orgasm during sex and, unorthodox as it may be, plenty of women nodded their heads in agreement.

Kyana wrote:

“Next time you and your man are having sex and y’all been going strong for 10 minutes with no orgasm for you at all. Tell him you have to use the bathroom, take a shower then go in the kitchen and make you some coffee. While the coffee is brewing download a dating app. Drink it (the coffee). Then go back in the room and put your clothes on. Get in your car. Get on tagged and find a man who is 26 – 28, in a terrible living situation, who smokes weed and probably sells it, who works in fast food part time but emphasizes that he does alot in that job to justify why he is so tired all the time. Go to his house SIS, your orgasm is there. He holds the key. He finna tear your a– up SIS. I can’t even explain why the world is how it is but I promise your orgasm is within that man . The worse his situation is, the better. If he lives on a couch and is commander of the livingroom in his grandma house, he finna put something scary in your life . If he don’t even have a fast food job but he works in a factory for weird sh-t like he the n-gga that dyes individual fruit loops SIS, he’s the one. “Everytime you have a red fruit loop, thats me! Im the red fruit loop man” pick him sis, he got the key . The best orgasm of your life is in the pants of a man who puts produce stickers on avocados at your local super market. You’re f-cking welcome.”

All I can say on record is 4,000 people have commented on this post and the general consensus is: Where is the lie?

Of course, Kyana is (mostly) joking, but plenty of women have had the experience of dealing with a man who had nothing going for him but his bedroom skills. Guess the brotha has to be good at something, right?

What do you think of Kyana’s post? Do you agree broke men have a slight advantage in the bedroom?

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