Mom Bakes Batch Of Vagina Cookies For Second Graders, Acts The Complete Fool When Teacher Refuses To Serve Them

September 25, 2014  |  

One mom is on the fast track to becoming an Internet sensation after her attempt to teach her child’s second grade class about the female anatomy failed miserably.

A woman, who is being referred to as Autumn Lily Speaker on Reddit, blew her lid after daughter’s second-grade teacher refused to serve a batch of vagina cookies that she baked. The bizarre tale was shared by someone who is friends with the teacher and goes by the name JPStudly on the social networking and news site.

As the story goes, the teacher of the class frequently encourages parents to bring snacks for students on Fridays if they behave throughout the week. When it was Autumn’s turn to volunteer, the teacher claims that she walked in with the tray of cookies and said:

“I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today.”

Naturally, the teacher informed her that it would be inappropriate for her to serve the baked goods to a class of 7-year-olds. From there, all hell broke loose.

According to the poster, Autumn began yelling at the teacher right in front of the class about how she “should be proud” of her vagina and that she’s “accepting a woman’s role in life.” Autumn eventually stormed off, leaving the vagina pastries in her wake. After snapping from her state of shock, the teacher says she scraped the vagina frosting off of the sugar cookies and served them to the children.

After sending her students home at the end of the school day, the teacher says that she began receiving calls and emails from parents regarding the incident, with one parent even asking why their son learned the word “vagina” today. And then, she received “the mother of all emails” from a disgruntled Autumn, which you can check out below.

In the end, Autumn removed her daughter from the school altogether and enrolled her at a private institution. Autumn “is no longer allowed on district property.” And in case you were wondering, the teacher said that the cookies were actually pretty tasty.

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