You know what they say, old people have no filter. And we really can’t blame them. When you’ve weathered life’s storms and come out stronger, you’re excused for behavior that would be reprehensible in someone decades younger than you.
This was the case for this 100 year old great grandmother. As she was being interviewed about her century birthday, the woman couldn’t stop talking about d!ck. See what she had to say. Not that you’ll have trouble deciphering but her words are in bold.
Grandma to the reporter: How’s ya d!ck hangin?
Reporter: Let’s talk about your birthday real quick. What are you doing to celebrate your birthday?
Getting me a piece of d!ck.
Reporter: So what does it mean to make it to 100?
1 d!ck.
Children: Come on Mom.
What it means to me to be 100 years old? I can get a 100 d!cks.
Daughter: Ma, you raised us to really be good people, to go out and help people and be the best we could be. You didn’t tell us nothing about d!cks.
I want a big d!ck.
Daughter: We”ll see what we can do if you do this nice we’ll work on you a lil dick? He wants to know how you feel. Don’t tell him nothing about no d!ck. Tell him about the good stuff.
The good stuff is the d!ck.
Daughter: You’re really blessed by God aren’t you?
Oh yeah I was blessed by d!ck.
Tell him how you feel about us?
I’ll feel better when I get a good d!ck?
To the reporter: How big is yours?
Grandma was completely out of order but we can’t deny that this video was pretty hilarious.
