EEK! 9 Types Of Kisses That Just Aren’t Romantic

November 14, 2012 ‐ By

Kissing can be one of the most romantic forms of physical intimacy that can be shared between a couple. There are those Hollywood love story kind of kisses than can take your breath away and leave you with butterflies. There are those cute little smooches that are snuck in during public outings or those extremely passionate kisses that leave you wanting more. Oh, but there is another side to kissing that doesn’t seem to be discussed often enough. Those kisses that have you praying that they’ll quickly end and praying that they never happen again! We know you know the types of kisses we’re talking about. Check out this list of kisses that are everything but romantic.

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  • Divine

    Yeah, those sloppy kisses are dead TURN OFFS! However, people can be taught how you like to be kissed. Now, what’s plain RUDE are cigar/cigarette, alcohol, and food residue kisses. Did I miss the morning breath kiss as a no-no? #iCant

  • aker

    this site seems a bit racist.

  • Jen

    Sloppy kisses make my stomach hurt.

  • Is It 5:00 Yet?

    I’ve never kissed I can’t imagine how the first time is gonna be like lol. X_X

  • bebe

    I guess the sloppy kiss is the only memory that resonates, too much saliva, too much spit. Mind you we were 16 and didn’t know what we were doing …

  • Tishy

    I had a cigarette and liquor residue kiss once. It was interesting

  • Guest

    I don’t want to call them deal breakers because all some guys need is coaching. When I met my husband he wasn’t the best kisser in the world, but I told him that I thought kissing was a very sensual thing that meant a lot to me and he took the time to learn how to kiss me the way I like to be kissed.

  • princess courtenay

    i had a guy kiss me….i swear his mouth was over my nose and under my chin!! i thought i was wearing at oxygen mask!!!

    • mochaaa

      lmaoooo that sounds horrible.

  • Candacey Doris

    I can handle all of these but three. If you have food, stale liquor or cigarette residue in your mouth then you have can get moving. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, don’t touch me with those lips. Ew.