Dreading the sight of tall people

All my shorties already know what I mean. You’re at a standing room only event. You’ve nestled into the perfect spot, where by some miracle you’re able to see the stage, speaker or center of attention. You’re delighted with your good fortune until all of a sudden some man or woman, who just retired from the NBA or WNBA comes and stands right in your line of vision. Now you have to rely on your other senses because the event has turned into an auditory experience. And unfortunately, this also applies when you’re seated. If you’re not in some type of auditorium type seating, then you can bet you’ll have to sit on your knees, clench your butt cheeks for additional height or stare at someone’s back or head for the rest of the evening.